crustapo 

A miserable group of power-tripping crusty old codgers, the "teacher's pet" tenants and live-in-managers of shitty apartment complexes who tyrranize "lesser" tenants on a whim.

They usually act like they own the place, and often scare those they deem "undesirable" away, using veiled threats and ostracization. Many of them have practically no life outside of existing in the same shitty apartment complex for the last several decades.

A Crustapo has a few weaknesses, such as knowing your rights as a tenant and your landlord's rights, secretly gathering evidence to hold them accountable for violations of rights or lease agreements in court, and ceasing to give the slightest fuck what any of them think once you know you're playing by the rules.

"Hey, I just moved here and I heard the place is under new management, what's up with that?"
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"Yeah, I won seven grand in small-claims court because I recorded the former property manager threatening me with eviction for trying to address my concerns."
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"Damn! That's crazy, bro!"
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"For real. It put my dipshit neighbors in their real places lickity-split. Fuckin' Crustapo shit going on around here, acting like they were trying to run a ghetto."

crustapo by SpankMcGankins October 13, 2023

Crustaholic 

Noun - Describes one who compulsively hoards, eats, or collects crusts, be they bread, pizza or otherwise.

Once again Jerry the crustaholic savored a meal of pizza and bread crusts.

Having cut the crusts off of 40 dozen loaves of bread to add to her already massive pile, Rhonda realized she must be a Crustaholic.

Crustaholic by Benoo January 25, 2021

Crustalo

A juggalo/crust punk. Combines the worst of both worlds: heroin/malt liquor dependancy, poor hygiene, cutoff patched JNCO or trip pants, flourescent dreaded hair, clown makeup, ICP jewelry, and the worst taste in music imaginable: grindcore, pop-punk and Psychopathic Records recording artists.

I was walking around Belle Isle yesterday and saw a whole bunch of crustalos making sidewalk slammers with Steel Reserve and Faygo.

Crustalo by relliknatas July 3, 2012

Crustaphobia 

The fear of crust on any type of bread.

James do you want crust on or off?

Off i'm scared of the crust like i am teenagers,leaves and swiss roll.

Oh so you suffer from Crustaphobia?

yes

Crustaphobia by Raging Eboue June 10, 2011

crostaponder

A redneck term that refers to people from the other side of the Atlantic from the speaker.

Was down at the local "English Pub" when I ran into an actual crostaponder

crostaponder by ferricoxide April 19, 2012

crustaphobia 

phobia of crust eg: bread crust

THIS WORD WAS MADE BY KATY LANE @katy.lizlane on instagram

“i have crustaphobia so could you please cut the crust off of my sandwich please”

crustaphobia by imykirkhaslam February 27, 2021