Crustacia

The shrimp God.

Little Billy had to sacrifice all ten of his shrimp to Crustacia, will he survive?

by Shrimp Slayer September 13, 2021

Crustabate

This occurs when crust seeps out of an individual.

Dan Millahews crustabated on the haters, daily.

by Millahews March 26, 2019

Rusty Crustacean

The Rusty Crustacean is a sexual act where; a female lays on her back and her partner puts their thumb inside the vagina and four remaining fingers inside the anus of the female. Then, the partner squeezes their fingers together (reenacting the movement a crustacean's claws make when closing) causing fluctuation of the vaginal and anal region of the female. Maximum pleasure is promised if performed correctly.

Dude, I totally gave Candice the ol' Rusty Crustacean last night... She loved it.

by Nick Buhlugahorn April 13, 2015

Cristacio

A ship name for Cristy and Andrew

A lovely asian couple that don’t want to admit their love for each other.

“Have you seen Cristacio!”
“Best couple ever!”

by Sadbob October 17, 2018

christacia

shes a unique girl with a unique name. an amazing , beautiful, and attractive gal. she's always the life of the party and never had a dull moment. she had a great sense of style and loves to show out.

everybody needs a Christacia in their lives

by ansbdjf January 19, 2017

Crustaceous Cheapskate

Someone so greedy that even Spongebob snaps

LISTEN HERE YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE, SQUIDWARD'S BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?

by userhandlegoeshere August 28, 2021

crustachio

When you have crumbs in you beard/mustache

(Crustachio as in pistachio)

1. “Dude! Clean your crustachio.”

2. “Crustachios are in man.”

by The Elmo Crew March 21, 2023