LISTEN HERE YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE, SQUIDWARD'S BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?
a mustache that is so ingrained with white trash DNA, it grows in weak, with only a small number of thin hairs as compared to a normal mustache. I.E.-Cletus the slack-jawwed yokel has a crustache.
The pathetic looking prepubescent mustache sported by boy bands and male high school students intended to impress women, while drawing only jeers and snickers. See peach fuzz.
Zach's dad finally made him Nair his crustache, he looked like a queer!