crustachio

When you have crumbs in you beard/mustache

(Crustachio as in pistachio)

1. “Dude! Clean your crustachio.”

2. “Crustachios are in man.”

by The Elmo Crew March 21, 2023

Crustaholic

Noun - Describes one who compulsively hoards, eats, or collects crusts, be they bread, pizza or otherwise.

Once again Jerry the crustaholic savored a meal of pizza and bread crusts.

Having cut the crusts off of 40 dozen loaves of bread to add to her already massive pile, Rhonda realized she must be a Crustaholic.

by Benoo January 25, 2021

Cristacio

A ship name for Cristy and Andrew

A lovely asian couple that don’t want to admit their love for each other.

“Have you seen Cristacio!”
“Best couple ever!”

by Sadbob October 17, 2018

Crustaceous Cheapskate

Someone so greedy that even Spongebob snaps

LISTEN HERE YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE, SQUIDWARD'S BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?

by userhandlegoeshere August 28, 2021

crustache

a mustache that is so ingrained with white trash DNA, it grows in weak, with only a small number of thin hairs as compared to a normal mustache. I.E.-Cletus the slack-jawwed yokel has a crustache.

Like my crustache?

by Bizarrett February 4, 2003

crustache

The pathetic looking prepubescent mustache sported by boy bands and male high school students intended to impress women, while drawing only jeers and snickers. See peach fuzz.

Zach's dad finally made him Nair his crustache, he looked like a queer!

by BFish December 11, 2002

crustatious

Someone who is crusty, & complete trash.

Wow look shes so crustatious!

by yummyyamica October 5, 2016