crustacea 

1. a crusty ass person who low key lit on the inside, also known as christina

2. a crustacean fetish

1. omfg everybody run, it's crustacea!!
2. omg you like crustacea!?! you too willldddd

crustacea by ccspamsyaboi November 5, 2016

Crustacea 

something that is weird, quirky or bad.

On a bad day your hair will look Crustacea.
That outfit is Crustacea.

Crustacea by ladidadida7700 April 6, 2022

Crustacea 

something that is weird or bad

skin after a sunburn is crustacea

Crustacea by ladidadida7700 April 7, 2022

Flaky Crustacea 

A bogey, dried mucus

I picked my nose and pulled out a right flaky crustacea

Flaky Crustacea by Gizslutski May 18, 2017

Crustabate 

This occurs when crust seeps out of an individual.

Dan Millahews crustabated on the haters, daily.

Crustabate by Millahews March 26, 2019

Rusty Crustacean 

The Rusty Crustacean is a sexual act where; a female lays on her back and her partner puts their thumb inside the vagina and four remaining fingers inside the anus of the female. Then, the partner squeezes their fingers together (reenacting the movement a crustacean's claws make when closing) causing fluctuation of the vaginal and anal region of the female. Maximum pleasure is promised if performed correctly.

Dude, I totally gave Candice the ol' Rusty Crustacean last night... She loved it.

Rusty Crustacean by Nick Buhlugahorn April 13, 2015

Crustaceous Cheapskate 

Someone so greedy that even Spongebob snaps

LISTEN HERE YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE, SQUIDWARD'S BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?

Crustaceous Cheapskate by userhandlegoeshere August 28, 2021