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A crustable means you look or feel like your "ratchet" or a "Bum" or just non presentable.
Man I didn't even have time to put on some nice clothes this morning now I look like a crustable.
Crustable by RiriTea February 19, 2018

frustabate 

The solace masturbation you engage in immediately after getting home from a date that went uncontrollably awry.
Guy #1: Hey man how'd it go?
Guy #2: Hold on I'll be right back to shotgun a PBR after I frustabate.
Guy #1: That bad hunh?

Crustkateers 

collective name given to a group of crusty (odd looking, strange, stupid, weird etc) people. Commonly linked with a Crustosaurus as a group of these may also make up the Crustkateers
Ferg, Joe and Pearce are obviously the 3 Crustkateers, just look at them!

Look at those absolute Crustkateers over there!
Crustkateers by d_berry December 22, 2010

crusterbate 

1.to masturbate to a crusty pussy
2.To masterbate multiple times without washing the Dry cum off, from the first time
"I like to Crusterbate to ur mom."
crusterbate by Melikki November 26, 2006

crustpaté 

Watch that crustpaté sniff his fingers.
crustpaté by spazztec October 30, 2011

Custamate 

I'm finna custamate my phone.
Custamate by rudelttlebtch March 15, 2010