Cruner

A singer of a particular vocal style, typically male, with a slow, deliberate delivery of lyrics. Bing Crosby, David Bowie, Iggy Pop are few practitioners of this retro style of vocalization.

The song "China Girl" by either David Bowie or the original by Iggy Pop is in the modern "cruner" or "crunning" style.

by ikonik May 12, 2009

tailpipe cruzer

Someone who likes ass sex,usually a homosexual

That Elton john dude sure is a tailpipe cruzer and don't even try to hide it like John Travolta did!

by pipelayer24 May 25, 2013

Cruzer

A gang of thugs who support the School Shooter Nickolas Cruz. And maybe the Columbine Shooters.

Respect +

Cruzers down da school hall with their P-64's

by diktahp July 11, 2018

cruser

A legend among men. Known for having abnormally large penis and slaughtering enemies

Cruser is a badass

by Pooooop dick May 23, 2014

Cruvered

When no matter what you do, you find a way too fuck it up.

Goddamnit I just hit cruvered that trailer.

Hello safety? Yeah, I cruvered it big this time.

by Minnesotamauler November 21, 2016

crundering

The act of crying and chundering (vomiting) at the same time. Usually a result of extreme sadness.

Dave: "Dude, are you okay?"
Mike: "Nope, I just crundered everywhere..."
Dave: "You rock at crundering."

by TooManyPixels November 17, 2011

crunter

Someone who likes to lick and taste infected vagina's.

-Derived from the words crusty and cunt.
-Crunter's are usually very sneaky about their perversion.
-They are filled with the fear of being rejected and outcast by family and friends.

-Crunter's historically are scrawny, shy, lonely, single men, with big bushy beards, that are typically useless in love. However their shy nature is overcome by pure lust, when they spy a a nice smelly piece of crunt

"The dirty old crunter has been at it again, look at his dolmio grin!"

by Mr Mahuta March 31, 2007