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The frequently used term "crooked erection" became inefficient and therefore had to be shortened into croner (crooked boner). Croner also refers to any object that resembles a crooked erection/phallus.
"Someone threw a rock at my groin when I was a kid and now I have a croner."

"That ogre carries his croner club every where he goes."

"If you come near me, I will beat you down with my croner."
croner by Josh The Squash May 7, 2005
Related Words
Croner Cronerati corner Coner choner cloner coonery Cronkers crone Coneron
When a thought blows your minds.

Derived from a contraction of the words "cranium" and "boner."
I got a croner when I thought about what I would do with my lottery winnings.
Croner by Tyrone Larell Tate-Johnson November 26, 2011
Pee wee Herman got caught stroking his croner in an adult theater.
Croner by dildosexual September 7, 2023
When the flood of endorphins that comes from crying gives you a boner.
I opened up and started crying, and it gave me a massive croner!
Croner by Havoc457 March 15, 2021

The Corner 

In Winslow, Arizona, there's a sign indicating The Corner, which is mentioned in the Eagles' song "Take It Easy".
Seeing The Corner was a thrill to experience!
The Corner by Starchylde May 27, 2016

that's three in the corner 

A Simon Anthony saying when a 3 is placed in a corner cell of a Sudoku grid and us usually followed by REM lyrics;
"And a 3 goes into the corner cell....that's three in the corner, that's three in the spotlight, losing its religion"