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Croner 

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Croner: Crooked Boner. An erection will magnify and amplify the curvature of your dong. This can make penetration very difficult and painful. However, my sexual philsophy is "no pain, no gain."
I saw this hot chick and my dong ballooned like a muh fucka. Unfortunately, due to being repeatedly kicked in my penis, it bent into my anus.
Croner by Josh The Squash May 13, 2005
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croner 

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The frequently used term "crooked erection" became inefficient and therefore had to be shortened into croner (crooked boner). Croner also refers to any object that resembles a crooked erection/phallus.
"Someone threw a rock at my groin when I was a kid and now I have a croner."

"That ogre carries his croner club every where he goes."

"If you come near me, I will beat you down with my croner."
croner by Josh The Squash May 7, 2005
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Croner 

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When a thought blows your minds.

Derived from a contraction of the words "cranium" and "boner."
I got a croner when I thought about what I would do with my lottery winnings.
Croner by Tyrone Larell Tate-Johnson November 26, 2011

Croner 

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Pee wee Herman got caught stroking his croner in an adult theater.
Croner by dildosexual September 7, 2023

Croner 

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When the flood of endorphins that comes from crying gives you a boner.
I opened up and started crying, and it gave me a massive croner!
Croner by Havoc457 March 15, 2021

The Corner 

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In Winslow, Arizona, there's a sign indicating The Corner, which is mentioned in the Eagles' song "Take It Easy".
Seeing The Corner was a thrill to experience!
The Corner by Starchylde May 27, 2016

that's three in the corner 

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A Simon Anthony saying when a 3 is placed in a corner cell of a Sudoku grid and us usually followed by REM lyrics;
"And a 3 goes into the corner cell....that's three in the corner, that's three in the spotlight, losing its religion"
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