cruser
Cruser is a badass
cruser by Pooooop dick May 23, 2014
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Cruser Bruiser
A large turd that has been frozen and a person sticks back in their asshole for the purpose of getting sexual stimulation and pleasure; e.g. it is used like a dildo
Cruser Bruiser by Krispywaffles February 11, 2014
Related Words
cruser • Cruser Bruiser • Crusher • cruiser • Cruster • Cruse • Cruiser Spooning • Couser • [Cruzer] • causer
Cruiser Spread
The girth a Police Officer gets by only driving around in a Cruiser eating drive thru food and being inactive with no physical exercise.
Cruiser Spread by will bitten September 30, 2017
Lake House Can Crusher
Wall mounted tool used to press aluminum beverage vessels down into hockey puck sized waste. This comes in handy, especially when kocking back a box of beers and telling awesome baseball stories, while up at the Lake for the weekend to conserve trash space. These versital crushed cans can be skipped across the lake, chucked at passing skateboard punks, or even driven to Michigan to help fuel their evaporating ecomony. The Lake House Can Crusher is an essential piece of equipment for anyone who needs to display their Big Guy Energy in an eco-friendly way.
TT: Hey Bro, can you grab me another BL while you are up on the porch?
BK: You got it Buddy! Why don't you hand me those six empties under your bag chair so i can run them through the Lake House Can Crusher while I am up there.
TT: Perfect Bro! I have a meeting in Michigan this week and I can drag that bag of cans with me to cover the cost of a few bar pretzels.
BK: You got it Buddy! Why don't you hand me those six empties under your bag chair so i can run them through the Lake House Can Crusher while I am up there.
TT: Perfect Bro! I have a meeting in Michigan this week and I can drag that bag of cans with me to cover the cost of a few bar pretzels.
Lake House Can Crusher by Falcon Thunder Fist August 11, 2021
tailpipe cruzer
That Elton john dude sure is a tailpipe cruzer and don't even try to hide it like John Travolta did!
tailpipe cruzer by pipelayer24 May 25, 2013
Can Crusher
A professional fighter in the sports of boxing or MMA who fights a lot of low level competition who fans refer to disparagingly as soda cans.
We'll see how solid his wrestling is in his first UFC fight. He hasn't fought anyone with the skills to test him yet. Dude is a Can Crusher!
Can Crusher by BrigsCali September 9, 2019
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