cruser

A legend among men. Known for having abnormally large penis and slaughtering enemies
by Pooooop dick May 22, 2014
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Cruser Bruiser

A large turd that has been frozen and a person sticks back in their asshole for the purpose of getting sexual stimulation and pleasure; e.g. it is used like a dildo
"Dude, quit hogging the Cruser Bruiser! Give me a thrust with that thing!"
by Krispywaffles February 12, 2014
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