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crummy juncture 

and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture huh? do you want that? do you wish upon yourself into physical experience with a crummy juncture?
crummy juncture by Murtle Wumbat October 12, 2016
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clumsy russian 

a sexual mishap that occurs while preforming double penetration. Where the man on top pulls out and ejaculates onto the other man that is on the bottom.
why the hell would you pull a Clumsy Russian, then you wonder why no one invites you to threesomes
clumsy russian by IBE JESUS August 3, 2011

Toilet Crums

1. This is the shit that remains in the toilet bowl after it as been mal-flushed. It is not a plesant sight for the next person.
- "Ew! There are some Toilet Crums!"
Toilet Crums by CrunkMonk3y January 2, 2012
1) Something really small and quite pathetic
2) Used to enlongate an insult
A: Your garden is well crummy
B: Shut it ya crummy bastard!
crummy by rodgerzzz November 7, 2006

Clumsy Stranger 

The act of sitting on your left hand (if you are right handed) or right hand (if you are left handed) until it becomes numb. Then you bust one out with that hand.
"I was so bored last night I gave myself a clumsy stranger."
Clumsy Stranger by BagofDicks April 18, 2013

clumsy pelican 

The act of one female on three males. This performance consists of the female, on her knees, performing felatio on one standing male while giving manual pleasure to the other two males, standing on either side of the female. The gyrating motion of the arms and head of the female produces a motion reminiscent of a clumsy pelican.
I couldn't believe how silly Jill looked when she was doing the clumsy pelican on Frank, Bob, and Jim in that video!
clumsy pelican by wopdonk May 7, 2008
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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