Toilet Crums

1. This is the shit that remains in the toilet bowl after it as been mal-flushed. It is not a plesant sight for the next person.

- "Ew! There are some Toilet Crums!"

by CrunkMonk3y January 2, 2012

I.H.I.W.P.P.T.N.I.UD.J.T.M.T.L.C

1. I Hate it when people put their names in UD just to make themselves look cool.

2.Turrets
3.Retarded,Retards,Rtard
4.Idiots
5.Spam
6.No life
7.Teens

"OMFG I.H.I.W.P.P.T.N.I.UD.J.T.M.T.L.C" ;)

by CrunkMonk3y January 1, 2012

Give a Dog a Bone

1. Give = Present, feed, hand over, gift
2. Dog = Bitch (Female Dog)
3. Bone = Boner... (Erection)

Math:
Therefore 1+2+3 = Feed a Bitch a Boner

English:
Your about to lay your dick upon a girls mouth, vagina , anus or anyother hole you can find/make...

- CrunkMonk3y "Imma Give a Dog a Bone!!"
- Girl "oooh pick me!"

by CrunkMonk3y January 5, 2012

I Like Pussy

1. Well this clearly means that someone is straight when this is said outloud, but out of respect of others it would be said "I am straight" or "I like females" or "I am not gay"

2. Someone who enjoys having sex with girls.

- Someguy: "I am gay!"
- CrunkMonk3y: "I Like Pussy!"

by CrunkMonk3y January 2, 2012

Profanitization

1.The act of inserting a "bad word", profanity, usually some derivative of the word "fuck," into the middle of an ordinary word/sentence to display ones fustration, emotion, opinion.

-See Turrets.

Profanitization

1. AfFUCKtion
2. FanFUCKINGtastic

ETC

by CrunkMonk3y January 1, 2012

I Don't Bend That Way

1. Something you say to someone; when someone says something that sounds Gay, or its something that you do not want to partake in. It is typically used as an expression used against someones suggestion, idea, question. Utterly it means NO. Like straight up.

2. I guess you could also use it to tell someone to stop it when they are trying to crack your back or stretch you out.

- "Hey dude do you like sausage?"

"I Don't Bend That Way!" No

- "Ouch that hurts...I Don't Bend That Way!"

by CrunkMonk3y January 2, 2012

ROTFLUID

1. Rollling On The Floor Laughing Until I Die.

-This is to be said to someone who is doing something extremely funny ONLY or said something extremely funny ONLY.

- "Man I was ROTFLUID'ing."

by CrunkMonk3y January 2, 2012