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An allergic reaction to the oral ingestion of semen can result in crums, low viscosity diarrhea.
"I've got to get my boyfriend to stop cumming in my mouth because every morning I'm filling up the toilet with tons of crums"
Crums by VagFingaz October 29, 2009
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When something is really bad or gross. It's short for crummy.
This place is so crums there's worms coming out of the walls.
Crums by Tolands July 5, 2011
Related Words
verb, noun, adjective or any "fill in the blank" word to describe anything at any given time.
"omg you can be so crums sometimes!"
crums by professor crums January 13, 2009
that guy that everybody likes, cute,nice and dont flex on the others. and like hedge.
Oh look that guy is cool just like crums!
crums by hacker doge December 14, 2020

Toilet Crums

1. This is the shit that remains in the toilet bowl after it as been mal-flushed. It is not a plesant sight for the next person.
- "Ew! There are some Toilet Crums!"
Toilet Crums by CrunkMonk3y January 2, 2012
The left over debris on your shirt or jacket after making or working with boxes, usually at work. They tend to be quite difficult to get off.
Person A: "Hey man, do you like my new shirt??"
Person B: Yeah, it's sweet... mine just has box crums on it..."
Box crums by Americanhockey1 January 26, 2010

cap'n crums 

the crums and pieces at the bottom of a box of cap'n crunch or other cereal
Devon: hey dude do u have any cereal? I'm starving

Brandon: no sorry bro just some cap'n crums...

Devon:... crap...
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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