Crumpocalypse

The act of consuming insane amounts of crumpets.

Person 1: I'm so glad we're going to the crumpet factory.
Person 2: Yeah, I'm going to eat so many crumpets, it's going to be a crumpocalypse!

by Crumpetcruzza October 19, 2012

Trumpocalypse

The universal wide spread destruction, disaster and collapse of the United States due to Donald Trump's corruption, lack of experience and hard work, malignant narcissism and his relationship with Putin of Russia. Which includes the encouragement of the extreme military right wing

After 6 months as president Trump has caused the Trumpocalypse everyone was worried about which wrecked the United States as we knew it.

by geraldatwork February 7, 2017

trumpocalypse

The catastrophic destruction or damage of civilization following the election of Donald Trump as president of the United States of America.

Millions of Americans will try to flee to Canada to escape The Trumpocalypse.

by carpenoctem15 July 21, 2016

Trumpocalypse

When everything in America starts going down the drain during Donald Trump presidency.

The stock market dropped 300 points, it's Trumpocalypse!

by Mayrut January 3, 2017

Trumpocalypse

The sense of impending doom to be visited upon us in the event of a Trump victory. Also, the actual end of the world brought about as our modern world order comes crashing down in a financial meltdown and emphatically wrought by Trombies - the intolerant zombies espousing Trump doctrine (AKA - koolaid)

Have you ordered your Amazon Pantry shipment yet? I hear the Republican Convention will be decided soon and you know that you'll need some serious rations for surviving the Trumpocalypse.

by JayBirdQ July 2, 2016

Trumpocalypse

The catastrophic events leading to the end of the world that will most likely happen if Donald Trump is elected president.

Dammit, this post - Trumpocalypse hunting and gathering is such a pain!

by manimalmandroid2 May 20, 2016

crapocalypse

1. Crapocalypse, n. Of or referring to a shiat of apocalyptic proportions.

If I had a crapocalypse brewing, and the manager said I couldn't use the bathroom, I'd squat in a corner, mud the place up and wipe my runny arse with the merchandise.

by Gogigyeopbbang and fries August 19, 2004