Crunpocolypse

when multiple devastating, disastrous events are happening at the same time.
Crundon being shittier than usual.

E.g. more like Birmingham.

its a "crunpocolypse" outside

by crundoninfluencer July 22, 2024

Crumpocalypse

The act of consuming insane amounts of crumpets.

Person 1: I'm so glad we're going to the crumpet factory.
Person 2: Yeah, I'm going to eat so many crumpets, it's going to be a crumpocalypse!

by Crumpetcruzza October 19, 2012

crapocolypse

1. When you have diarrhea so devastating that you fear it will never end.
2. The aftermath that lingers after a violent bowel movement.

1. That habenero eating contest set off the crapocolypse! But I survived.
2. UGH! Get me a lighter, scented candles, and bleach. It smells like the crapocolypse just happened.

by juEEls January 7, 2016