crumpets 

a delicous british delicacy that braden has yet to try

my god fergus these crumpets are magnificent

crumpets by newcastleunited#1 January 2, 2010

Crumpets 

1) a biscuitty thingy peoples eat in England.
2) an STD similar to crabs, but like, different.

1) I will eat your soul for brunch with tea and crumpets!
2) Holy hell, that whore gave me crumpets!

Crumpets by moony November 18, 2003

Crumpets 

An exclamation used instead of a curse word. (i.e. Crap, Dammit, etc.)

Sandra: Oh crumpets! i dropped my phone in the toilet!

Crumpets by whatdidshejustsay? October 24, 2010

Crumpets 

A word used to describe an amazing guitarist who kicks ass at improv and speaks through music more than words.

Dude! That was a sick-ass crumpets solo!

Crumpets by cheesygrins February 16, 2010

Crumpets 

another word for female genitalia.

"Please Ma'am, may I put some love butter on your crumpets?"

Crumpets by Bradly J. mitchell November 9, 2007

Crumpets 

A code word used for weed to keep suspicious parents in the dark.

Hey James, me you and Laura gona go eat some crumpets later?

Crumpets by Captn Luke December 9, 2008

Crumpets 

A code word used for weed to keep suspicious parents in the dark.

Hey dude, me and you gona go eat some crumpets later?

Crumpets by Captn Luke December 9, 2008