by newcastleunited#1 January 02, 2010
any thing you want crumpets can mean wot ever.
It start as we where walking down the street and my mate goes check out those crumpets refering you the 2 girls ass in front. and it just caught on.
It start as we where walking down the street and my mate goes check out those crumpets refering you the 2 girls ass in front. and it just caught on.
by Josh watts November 29, 2007
by tom ingle February 27, 2005
by suzylou October 26, 2003
"she was a good bit of crumpet"
by Fluffage July 27, 2006
A British public school tradition generally practised by the upper classes, in which a crumpet is super-heated, covered in butter, and thrust between the buttocks of a chosen schoolboy. Often used as an initiation ritual. The crumpetee is expected to clench the hot crumpet between their buttocks as the butter runs down their backside, burning them. Should they allow the crumpet to fall, a greater punishment is often chosen.
This tradition is also practised among young gentleman's dining clubs and junior commissioned ranks of the military.
This tradition is also practised among young gentleman's dining clubs and junior commissioned ranks of the military.
"I say, old boy! If Jenkins is to join this dining club, I expect him to tolerate a jolly harsh crumpeting!"
by Gizchern May 14, 2009