The female equivalent to a lemon party, this occurs when more than two elderly women get together to butter each other's crumpets. Not to be confused with mah dong night, during which more than two elderly women get together to watch male strippers.

"Hey, hon, where's your mother?"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"

crumpet party by userbits March 7, 2010

Related Words

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Cumlette

An omelette without egg whites but with cum.

Richard: Hey fancy coming over for dinner?
Paul: Sure, what are we having?
Richard: Your favourite, cumlette.

Cumlette by phunneh February 11, 2010

Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher

A racist term against the English.

See also:
Crumpet Cruncher
Tooth Tarnishing Twat

those damn tooth tarnishing crumpet crunchers are stealing our land again

Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher by The Insult Man May 19, 2021

Cumlet

An omelet made from human male ejaculate, sometimes from multiple entities, mixed together to make a all en’cum’passing breakfast meal.

Samantha: “Here’s your period blood pancake hun”

Thomas: “Thanks baby, me and my brother made you this cumlet!”

Cumlet by Cu Chi May 28, 2020

crumpetsnatch

A dry vagina.

"Yeah, boi, bet your girl got a crumpetsnatch."

crumpetsnatch by quirkycrumpetsnatcher March 9, 2017

Bloody Crumpet

1. The rest of the members of the asylum. Emilie Autumn and the Bloody Crumpets.

2. A strumpet or slut.

3. A Cuss word.

1.) Emilie Autumn and the Bloody Crumpets are my favorite band ever.

2.) Oh my, look at that little bloody crumpet! Her skirt is so short!

3.) Oh bloody crumpets! I just dropped my phone in the gutter!

Bloody Crumpet by Tria O'Three February 22, 2010

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026