Crumlet

One who is disguistingly persistent.One who has horrible manners and cannot contain themselves.Its is of great insult to be called this.

Mark: You got any cigaretts?
Mark: hey give me a cig man!
Mark: can i have a lighter?
Mark: you got any gum?
Ryan: CALM DOWN YOU CRUMLET!

by imprezarpm July 8, 2006

crumpet party

The female equivalent to a lemon party, this occurs when more than two elderly women get together to butter each other's crumpets. Not to be confused with mah dong night, during which more than two elderly women get together to watch male strippers.

"Hey, hon, where's your mother?"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"

by userbits March 7, 2010

Cumlette

An omelette without egg whites but with cum.

Richard: Hey fancy coming over for dinner?
Paul: Sure, what are we having?
Richard: Your favourite, cumlette.

by phunneh February 11, 2010

Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher

A racist term against the English.

See also:
Crumpet Cruncher
Tooth Tarnishing Twat

those damn tooth tarnishing crumpet crunchers are stealing our land again

by The Insult Man May 19, 2021

Cumlet

An omelet made from human male ejaculate, sometimes from multiple entities, mixed together to make a all en’cum’passing breakfast meal.

Samantha: “Here’s your period blood pancake hun”

Thomas: “Thanks baby, me and my brother made you this cumlet!”

by Cu Chi May 28, 2020

crumpetsnatch

A dry vagina.

"Yeah, boi, bet your girl got a crumpetsnatch."

by quirkycrumpetsnatcher March 9, 2017

Bloody Crumpet

1. The rest of the members of the asylum. Emilie Autumn and the Bloody Crumpets.

2. A strumpet or slut.

3. A Cuss word.

1.) Emilie Autumn and the Bloody Crumpets are my favorite band ever.

2.) Oh my, look at that little bloody crumpet! Her skirt is so short!

3.) Oh bloody crumpets! I just dropped my phone in the gutter!

by Tria O'Three February 22, 2010