A name for your best friend. When they are called 'Chumlet' they should know that they are your best friend and you love them so much
'CHUMLET!'
'Your my number one Chumlet'
'Your my number one Chumlet'
by Your Chumlet January 30, 2019
Get the Chumlet mug.Food that you started to eat the night before in bed and did not finish. The food is then placed on the floor by the bed.
In the morning when getting out of bed you put your feet on the floor and inevitably tread in the food.
Chumlet is the word that encompasses every possible food known to man, therefore eliminating any embarrassment as it removes the need to specifically divulge exactly what was being eaten in bed.
This is something most of us have done or will do at some point in our lives, the term also avoids such acts as food shaming and ridicule.
In the morning when getting out of bed you put your feet on the floor and inevitably tread in the food.
Chumlet is the word that encompasses every possible food known to man, therefore eliminating any embarrassment as it removes the need to specifically divulge exactly what was being eaten in bed.
This is something most of us have done or will do at some point in our lives, the term also avoids such acts as food shaming and ridicule.
Alex : "Guess what i trod in this morning when i stepped out of bed - yep, Chumlet!"
Jackie to her boyfriend Allen :"You best remember you put that on ther floor or else in the morning it will be Chumlet"
Allen to his girlfriend Jackie : "Oh no! I've just trodden in Chumlet!"
Jackie to her boyfriend Allen :"You best remember you put that on ther floor or else in the morning it will be Chumlet"
Allen to his girlfriend Jackie : "Oh no! I've just trodden in Chumlet!"
by Alexjacallen69 February 23, 2024
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Food that you started to eat the night before in bed and did not finish. The food is then placed on the floor by the bed.
In the morning when getting out of bed you put your feet on the floor and inevitably tread in the food.
Chumlet is the word that encompasses every possible food known to man, therefore eliminating any embarrassment as it removes the need to specifically divulge exactly what was being eaten in bed.
This is something most of us have done or will do at some point in our lives, the term also avoids such acts as food shaming and ridicule.
Backstory:
The word Chumlet is a derivative of Crumpet, which is a main food of choice to eaten in bed by the British. However it is a collaboration with our fellow Americans.
The British person in question trod upon the Crumpet he had left on the floor the previous night and had the thoughts that “he must remember that it is there or else will probably tread in it.” He shared the tale of woe with me but omitted the food he had trodden in and made me guess. I could not.
Later, emailing my American boyfriend I thought I'd play a quick and not quite correct game of hangman with him. The clue was - "what did my friend tread in this morning? I gave him the letters C_ _M_ _T
His guess was CHUMLET.
We laughed at him for making up English words, but then decided in fact we do need a term for something that we almost all have done at some point in our lives, avoiding food shaming and ridicule.
Food that you started to eat the night before in bed and did not finish. The food is then placed on the floor by the bed.
In the morning when getting out of bed you put your feet on the floor and inevitably tread in the food.
Chumlet is the word that encompasses every possible food known to man, therefore eliminating any embarrassment as it removes the need to specifically divulge exactly what was being eaten in bed.
This is something most of us have done or will do at some point in our lives, the term also avoids such acts as food shaming and ridicule.
Backstory:
The word Chumlet is a derivative of Crumpet, which is a main food of choice to eaten in bed by the British. However it is a collaboration with our fellow Americans.
The British person in question trod upon the Crumpet he had left on the floor the previous night and had the thoughts that “he must remember that it is there or else will probably tread in it.” He shared the tale of woe with me but omitted the food he had trodden in and made me guess. I could not.
Later, emailing my American boyfriend I thought I'd play a quick and not quite correct game of hangman with him. The clue was - "what did my friend tread in this morning? I gave him the letters C_ _M_ _T
His guess was CHUMLET.
We laughed at him for making up English words, but then decided in fact we do need a term for something that we almost all have done at some point in our lives, avoiding food shaming and ridicule.
Alex : "Guess what i trod in this morning when i stepped out of bed - yep, Chumlet!"
Jackie to her boyfriend Allen :"You best remeber you put that on the floor or else in the morning it will be Chumlet"
Allen to his girlfriend Jackie : "Oh no! i've just trodden in Chumlet!"
Jackie to her boyfriend Allen :"You best remeber you put that on the floor or else in the morning it will be Chumlet"
Allen to his girlfriend Jackie : "Oh no! i've just trodden in Chumlet!"
by Alexjacallen69 February 24, 2024
Get the Chumlet mug.A chomlette is a delicious omlette using a toping of crunched up cheetos (whichever variety you prefer). This type of food is usually eaten by students who do not know how to cook or are too poor to afford anything more than these basic items.
*Note this is also the favourite food of Felicia Day.
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*Note this is also the favourite food of Felicia Day.
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''Hey Bro, whats for dinner? ... Chomlette!''
''Hey dude we only got eggs and Cheetos left...Thats cool, i'll make a Chomlette!''
''Hey dude we only got eggs and Cheetos left...Thats cool, i'll make a Chomlette!''
by Mr. Grumpy Gills July 18, 2009
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Get the Chuletistico mug.Richard: Hey fancy coming over for dinner?
Paul: Sure, what are we having?
Richard: Your favourite, cumlette.
Paul: Sure, what are we having?
Richard: Your favourite, cumlette.
by phunneh February 11, 2010
Get the Cumlette mug.An undefinable, forever-changing sexual act that has been in use since the latter part of the 19th century, primarily in Southern Indiana.
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