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1) a droplet of cum

2) a worthless little puke of person
1) After I was done blowing my load, a cumlet dripped from the tip of my penis.

2) I can't stand that little cumlet, he never puts in his share of the bill.
by doonies August 02, 2008
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A jizz rag that is applied directly to the face, so that the juices can exfoliate the skin
Dude, where's my cumlet? or My skin is so dry, do you have a cumlet?
by Swiper the Fappin' Fox September 27, 2017
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