Cumlet

An omelet made from human male ejaculate, sometimes from multiple entities, mixed together to make a all en’cum’passing breakfast meal.

Samantha: “Here’s your period blood pancake hun”

Thomas: “Thanks baby, me and my brother made you this cumlet!”

by Cu Chi May 28, 2020

Cumlet

When an extra trickle of cum leaks out of your penis after ejaculating.

I hate it when I put my penis away after masterbating and a cumlet leaks out.

by 49Aynsley June 5, 2019

cumlet

1) a droplet of cum

2) a worthless little puke of person

1) After I was done blowing my load, a cumlet dripped from the tip of my penis.

2) I can't stand that little cumlet, he never puts in his share of the bill.

by doonies September 27, 2008

cumlet

A jizz rag that is applied directly to the face, so that the juices can exfoliate the skin

Dude, where's my cumlet? or My skin is so dry, do you have a cumlet?

by Swiper the Fappin' Fox September 27, 2017

Cumlet pop

When you cum inside a woman on accident and regret it this is called a cumlet pop

“I did a cumlet pop in shaniqua last week, Also did a cumlet pop in her mom”

by Kruger March 21, 2023

Saucy cutlet

1. A meat patty covered in sauce.

2. An attractive female.
Real men love eating meat patties, especially meat gloriously lathered in sauce. Saucy cutlet, when applied to the female sex, refers to those women who you would like to cover in some of your own salad dressing.

NB: a compliment only to be dished out to females >8.5

* Cutlet often pronounced as in French with a silent last letter (coo-lay)

Jeeezus look at that saucy cutlet (coo-lay) on the dance floor. She really tickles my fancy.

by Sandwich_Camera July 19, 2012

Cumlette

An omelette without egg whites but with cum.

Richard: Hey fancy coming over for dinner?
Paul: Sure, what are we having?
Richard: Your favourite, cumlette.

by phunneh February 11, 2010