Crulk 

Crulk derives from the two root words 1."Chris" as in the first of the Bloodline 4(Crulk, CobbleMan Tha Cobbla and the Twister Twins), aka the namebringer, aka Christopher Dailey ;
2."Hulk"gamma radiated scientist Bruce banner

I'd be careful if I were you, you aren't gonna like Crulk when he's angry

Crulk by Vanechi22 April 24, 2020

Cruckle 

To cruckle is to go over on one's ankle. A common phrase in Rochdale but apparently nowhere else in the world.

'Did you just cruckle on that kerb?'
'Yeah, it's absolutely killing'

Cruckle by _Queen_P_ July 26, 2017

Chulk 

To get thicker and grow in power/strength

After the grimblys took Walgreens brand thickening powder they began to Chulk.

Or

“Stand back! I’m about to chulk!”

Chulk by Nibble101 May 25, 2022

Crunk Docta 

1. n. what you become when masterfully drunk 2. adj drunk with the skills of a surgeon

"I am crunk docta right now. I haven't paid for a drink and got 3 phone numbers."

Crunk Docta by angry ostrich September 4, 2009

crunk unit 

A Crunk Unit is the measurement of alcohol. As a standard we use a single can (355mL) of 5% beer. We calculate the amount of alcohol in one can. 355mL x .05 = 17.75mL. Therefore 1 Crunk Unit (CU) is equal to 17.75mL of alcohol. What is the purpose of a Crunk Unit? Well with a standard unit we can now compare the cost per CU of different alcoholic beverages.

1 case of Kokanee = $18.95
1 can of Kokanee = $18.95/12 = $1.58
Kokanee = $1.58/CU (crunk unit)

1 bottle (750mL) of Smirnoff red label = $21.25
With 40% alcohol content each bottle contains 750mL x .40 = 300mL of alcohol.
CU = 300mL/17.75mL = 16.91 CU
Smirnoff Red Label = $21.25/16.91CU = $1.26/CU (crunk unit)

crunk unit by IH8XC November 1, 2005

crunk face 

The obviously wasted expression one acquires from consuming too much alcohol and/or drugs.

Dude, check out the crunk face on that bitch! Even you could score with her!

crunk face by Captain Wreckless July 28, 2009

we in this bitch finna get crunk eyebrows on fleek dafuq 

We in this bitch - we in some place
finna get Crunk - about to get drunk
eyebrows on fleek - eyebrows on point

dafuq - how or why or what the F**K

We in this bitch finna get Crunk eyebrows on fleek dafuq

we in this bitch finna get crunk eyebrows on fleek dafuq by fleek ass eyebrows January 24, 2015