Cruice 

If it's Cruice, than it's Crucial!!!!!

Aye breh, Jack in The Box run is Cruice right now!!!

Is it cruice?

Breh droppin a deuce is cruice right now!

(Girl walks by)

Cruice Guy 1: "Was she cruice?"
Cruice Guy 2: "Nahhh she was NOT cruice!"

Cruice by CruicestManAlive April 29, 2010

Cruiser Spread 

The girth a Police Officer gets by only driving around in a Cruiser eating drive thru food and being inactive with no physical exercise.

That 300lb Copper was never gonna catch us by running. He had too much Cruiser Spread!!!

Cruiser Spread by will bitten September 30, 2017

Crunce 

The twisty thing at the end of a sausage

Man I hate crunce, it ruins the the rest of the sausage.

Crunce by "gendo" September 8, 2022

carnival cruise 

the act of driving around looking for a place to take a shit

if you dont stop somewhere soon this carnival cruise is going to end up with a pile of shit in your rear seat

carnival cruise by henro50 February 18, 2013

Valley Cruise

To drive through the Cuyahoga Valley National Park late at night. Most people smoke marijuana, during the drive.

Valley Cruise, Smoke Ride,

Valley Cruise by Caitiegirly February 4, 2009

italian cruise ship 

epic fail, a reason to shut the lights and call it a day

"Mister, you're an embarrassment to yourself and this company."
"Yer right. I'm out like the captain of an italian cruise ship."

italian cruise ship by giraffe-o January 30, 2012

Cruced

Popularized by The youtuber Nadexey: It means something is bad, terrible, or you are getting destroyed.

God damn Rat, Your hairline Cruced. Or you on a 50 game streak? i'm pullin up and you about to get your shit cruced.

Cruced by Zohle February 7, 2018