obitchuary

an obituary for a really nasty person written truthfully about that person.

when my uncle finally croaks I'm going to send the paper a truthful obitchuary.

by henro50 March 04, 2017

ebola troll

Someone who is in contact with an infected ebola patient and then takes a trip instead of being quarantined.

That nurse that took the cruise is an ebola troll.

by henro50 October 17, 2014

ebolalypse

when the end of the earth comes because of ebola

The end is nigh,prepare for the ebolalypse!

by henro50 October 20, 2014

selfish selfie

when a celebrity takes a nude selfie and won't let us look at it

I wish Jennifer Lawrence would quit taking those selfish selfies

by henro50 September 13, 2014

carnival cruise

the act of driving around looking for a place to take a shit

if you dont stop somewhere soon this carnival cruise is going to end up with a pile of shit in your rear seat

by henro50 February 19, 2013

faux dough

bread made at subway with a plastic-like chemical

Man, this faux dough tastes a little chewy.

by henro50 February 17, 2014