Definitions by henro50

obitchuary 

an obituary for a really nasty person written truthfully about that person.

when my uncle finally croaks I'm going to send the paper a truthful obitchuary.

obitchuary by henro50 March 4, 2017

ebolalypse 

when the end of the earth comes because of ebola

The end is nigh,prepare for the ebolalypse!

ebolalypse by henro50 October 19, 2014

ebola troll 

Someone who is in contact with an infected ebola patient and then takes a trip instead of being quarantined.

That nurse that took the cruise is an ebola troll.

ebola troll by henro50 October 17, 2014

selfish selfie

when a celebrity takes a nude selfie and won't let us look at it

I wish Jennifer Lawrence would quit taking those selfish selfies

selfish selfie by henro50 September 13, 2014

faux dough

bread made at subway with a plastic-like chemical

Man, this faux dough tastes a little chewy.

faux dough by henro50 February 16, 2014

carnival cruise 

the act of driving around looking for a place to take a shit

if you dont stop somewhere soon this carnival cruise is going to end up with a pile of shit in your rear seat

carnival cruise by henro50 February 18, 2013