Crunce 

The twisty thing at the end of a sausage

Man I hate crunce, it ruins the the rest of the sausage.

Crunce by "gendo" September 8, 2022

crunce 

The act of taking one hand, making it into a fist, and punching it into your other hand as an open palm. This gesture serves to instigate a fight.

1)
He saw two hoodlems on the opposite side of the steet, one holding a switchblade while the other crunced at him.

2)
The Italian with the large forehead crunced loudly as he approached his wife."Wheres mys dinners ya filthy dames", the Italian said.

crunce by DR Urso January 2, 2008

cruncheesey 

Any yummy food that's crunchy and cheese flavored.

Doritos and Cheetos are cruncheesey:)

cruncheesey by jpg3 January 25, 2014

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights 

British way of saying chips

American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights by CringeYukiTM January 21, 2021

Crunchy Fridges 

v, a phrase used to describe a level of hunger which has reached the stage of having the urge to eat the actual fridge as well as it's contents.

A completely overwhelming hunger unlike any other which can't be satisfied with food alone.

When you need that bit of extra iron in your diet.

Benny "I'm beyond starving! I could eat the whole fridge!"

Jack "Remember it might be hard to chew"

Jo "Benny, are you eating Crunchy Fridges?"

Crunchy Fridges by The Fairy Sesh Mother October 23, 2019

Spine crunch

Porking someone really, really aggressively in the arse. So much so that one could easily imagine the vertebrae in their spine being crushed making a rather pleasant warm feeling in my trousers... I mean a crunching sound in their spine. Sorry.

Down at the beach (probably alone), "Jesus! Look at how smooth her skin is. The one in the green bikini. I'd like to spine crunch her good and proper. Yeah, 'cos women are things."

Spine crunch by Jimmy the Jap December 16, 2011

crance 

cry + dance = crance. when you're moved to tears while dancing.

The performance was just so epic & moving, I cranced silently lost in the crowd.

crance by The O.L.G. September 25, 2012