cruiced

when you are so incredibly high that you feel like jesus on the cross

"dude, are you high yet?"
"i'm so fuckin cruiced that there's a crowd of angry jews after me right now"

by iliketogetcruiced August 18, 2011

cruiced

When your getting raped on cod or your fucked up

Holy shit i’m too cruiced to drive drunk

by Cruxification April 22, 2024

Cruced

Popularized by The youtuber Nadexey: It means something is bad, terrible, or you are getting destroyed.

God damn Rat, Your hairline Cruced. Or you on a 50 game streak? i'm pullin up and you about to get your shit cruced.

by Zohle February 7, 2018

Cruced

When something is ruined that 2k19 players use to describe their friends horrible records. Can also be used to roast people.

Bruh your record is cruced this is why your an amateur one my niggi!

by danjesusOsRs June 20, 2019

Cruced

Derived from crucified. Something that appears to be ruined and/or embarrassing.

Che: did you see Beau's trim?

Conor: Yeah, it looked cruced.

by ronochorsey December 15, 2020

Cruced

Orlando Flawda slang fo “crucified” when something is 2fucked up
Basically synonym of green buh it ain from St. Pete.

The new kid went to play pickup basketball with my homeboys and cruced one of dey ankles during iso

by Stolobuhwepaid September 20, 2020

tom cruised

the act of manipulation, religious force feeding, and or impregnated and left to be a single parent.

Hey Jennifer!
I heard Kevin Tom Cruised you real, real bad.
Oh well, go change my car oil you cunt

by Christian Hates People who read his name December 20, 2007