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when you are so incredibly high that you feel like jesus on the cross

"dude, are you high yet?"
"i'm so fuckin cruiced that there's a crowd of angry jews after me right now"

cruiced by iliketogetcruiced August 18, 2011

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cruiced

When your getting raped on cod or your fucked up

Holy shit i’m too cruiced to drive drunk

cruiced by Cruxification April 22, 2024

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Cruced

Popularized by The youtuber Nadexey: It means something is bad, terrible, or you are getting destroyed.

God damn Rat, Your hairline Cruced. Or you on a 50 game streak? i'm pullin up and you about to get your shit cruced.

Cruced by Zohle February 7, 2018

Cruced

When something is ruined that 2k19 players use to describe their friends horrible records. Can also be used to roast people.

Bruh your record is cruced this is why your an amateur one my niggi!

Cruced by danjesusOsRs June 20, 2019

Cruced

Derived from crucified. Something that appears to be ruined and/or embarrassing.

Che: did you see Beau's trim?

Conor: Yeah, it looked cruced.

Cruced by ronochorsey December 15, 2020

Cruced

Orlando Flawda slang fo “crucified” when something is 2fucked up
Basically synonym of green buh it ain from St. Pete.

The new kid went to play pickup basketball with my homeboys and cruced one of dey ankles during iso

Cruced by Stolobuhwepaid September 20, 2020

tom cruised

the act of manipulation, religious force feeding, and or impregnated and left to be a single parent.

Hey Jennifer!
I heard Kevin Tom Cruised you real, real bad.
Oh well, go change my car oil you cunt

tom cruised by Christian Hates People who read his name December 20, 2007

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026