Crucade 

Also seen as "Crucade Ignorant";
1. Beyond remedial stupidity

What? 2+2 isn't 5 you big dummy, it's 4. You're crucade ig'nant.

Crucade by Dr. Mysterious January 26, 2004

crusader kings 2 

A black hole of time, do not venture close if you value productivity. Watch as the most virtuous person succumbs to murdering children for land and money. 10/10 will play for hours on end

"I should play Crusader Kings 2 and learn more about medieval times" *two hours later* "GOD, why wont this 12 year old marry my 56 year old king!? I only murdered her father and sold her mother into slavery!"

crusader kings 2 by kod15 January 26, 2014

Black Crusaders 

A supposed group of powerful black Americans who meet four times a year in the skull of the Statue of Liberty. They work tirelessly to prevent celebrities from perpetuating black stereotypes. Oprah Winfrey and Bill Cosby are said to be the organization's "chief mages."

I just saw on 30 Rock that the Black Crusaders were targeting Tracy Jordan. No wonder he's gone into hiding.

Black Crusaders by asdtgre July 29, 2012

Gypsy Crusader 

An incredibly based man who goes on Omegle dressed up as the Joker.

I love watching Gypsy Crusader because he is based.

Gypsy Crusader by phantom_325 January 31, 2021

Gypsy Crusader effect 

When leftists try to shame you for your sex orientation, color of skin or political opinion, assault you, threaten you, harass you, your job and your family so your political opinions shift even further right

2020 riots created a dangerous Gypsy Crusader effect

Gypsy Crusader effect by anonymous December 10, 2020

Fecal Crusader 

Someone who defies normality when using the bathroom (usually at a college dorm or a frat) by pooping in the wrong places, usually near the toilet.

Preferred places for a Fecal crusader:

Floor on Side of Toilet
Toilet Paper Dispenser
Shower Area
Floor Behind Toilet

Also, someone that we want to beat up SO MUCH, but always disappears before we discover his fecal carnage.

Java: Hey man, why's the door locked?

Printz: The Fecal Crusader struck again!

Dondo: Yeah, he was s----ing off the side of the f---in' toilet.

Java: Did you see anyone run?

Braaten: Nope!

Java: Wow, he goes in and out so fast he probably doesn't even wipe! If you caught the Fecal Crusader, what would you do with him?

Printz: I'd invite him to sleep with me just so I'd kill him.

Fecal Crusader by Java June 23, 2004

Beat Crusaders 

A cool Japanese band that did a couple songs for the anime beck. They are usually seen wearing digitized drawings of themselves as masks. They have a sense of humor. Their videos tend to be funny. If you're sick of visual kei type jrock check them out. They have fun upbeat tunes that have a bit of a popish feel without being pop.
They have an American release out called All You Can Eat.
The band consist of:
Vocal/Guitar: Hidaka
Bass: Umu
Drums: Araki
Keyboard: Thai

I had Hit in America by the Beat Crusaders stuck in my head all day.

The video for Feel was hilarious.

Beat Crusaders by Emi July 16, 2008