Beyond Gasoline. If someone's Jet Fuel towards you, they're being more than hostile- they're being a complete C-less Castle.
Also "permagasoline". (but not always. Usually just "feels" permanent.)
Also "permagasoline". (but not always. Usually just "feels" permanent.)
Braaten:
Hypothetically, lets say I was having a bad day and was "gasoline" towards
you. If, at that time, you were to spray me in the face with diesel fuel from a squirt bottle, it would result in an instant eruption of violence, as well as putting me into a Jet Fuel mood towards you. And I can tell you
that most people who are not paralytically timid would react in a similar manner. Under no circumstances to any person would such an action improve your standing with them.
ADD-ON: I'd suggest buying Diesel brand clothes instead. That may lower peoples' gasolinism, depending on the person and fashion choice.
Hypothetically, lets say I was having a bad day and was "gasoline" towards
you. If, at that time, you were to spray me in the face with diesel fuel from a squirt bottle, it would result in an instant eruption of violence, as well as putting me into a Jet Fuel mood towards you. And I can tell you
that most people who are not paralytically timid would react in a similar manner. Under no circumstances to any person would such an action improve your standing with them.
ADD-ON: I'd suggest buying Diesel brand clothes instead. That may lower peoples' gasolinism, depending on the person and fashion choice.
by Java September 07, 2004
Just say "Castle" without the "C". What word does it sound like??
It describes a person that's being jet fuel towards someone.
See 455h013.
It describes a person that's being jet fuel towards someone.
See 455h013.
Last year, some of the guys down on A-Wing were real C-Less Castles! I'm glad some of them moved out.
For those of you that do not know, it was the 4th Floor A-Wing at Marlatt Hall, in Kansas State University.
For those of you that do not know, it was the 4th Floor A-Wing at Marlatt Hall, in Kansas State University.
by Java September 07, 2004
Gasoline: Hostile
Gasolinism: Hostility
Gasolinic: (adjective) Hostile
GASOLINE SCALE:
0-25%: Premium (A little hostile)
25-50%: Midgrade (Somewhat hostile)
50-75%: Regular (Pretty hostile)
75-100%: Leaded (SERIOUSLY hostile! You don't want Leaded!)
100-up%: JET FUEL! (Aahh, I'm not even gonna go there!)
For opposite definitions, see "Diesel".
Gasolinism: Hostility
Gasolinic: (adjective) Hostile
GASOLINE SCALE:
0-25%: Premium (A little hostile)
25-50%: Midgrade (Somewhat hostile)
50-75%: Regular (Pretty hostile)
75-100%: Leaded (SERIOUSLY hostile! You don't want Leaded!)
100-up%: JET FUEL! (Aahh, I'm not even gonna go there!)
For opposite definitions, see "Diesel".
SITUATION 1-
Dondo: Java, Buzz off!!
Java: Man, Adam! That's a sign of Gasolinism- right there! So, how Gasoline are you?
Dondo: Pretty Gasoline!
Java: All right then. (leaves)
Java: Guys, Adam's Gasoline rating is at Regular Unleaded. Why is this and what can I do to make him Diesel again?
SITUATION 2-
Friend: Daniel is having major problems with his girlfriend. She's been fighting and cheating on him.
Java: So, how Gasoline is she?
Friend: She is really, highly, and EXTREMELY Gasoline!
Java: Well, beyond Gasoline would be Jet Fuel...
Friend: Yes, She is JET FUEL!!
Dondo: Java, Buzz off!!
Java: Man, Adam! That's a sign of Gasolinism- right there! So, how Gasoline are you?
Dondo: Pretty Gasoline!
Java: All right then. (leaves)
Java: Guys, Adam's Gasoline rating is at Regular Unleaded. Why is this and what can I do to make him Diesel again?
SITUATION 2-
Friend: Daniel is having major problems with his girlfriend. She's been fighting and cheating on him.
Java: So, how Gasoline is she?
Friend: She is really, highly, and EXTREMELY Gasoline!
Java: Well, beyond Gasoline would be Jet Fuel...
Friend: Yes, She is JET FUEL!!
by Java September 07, 2004
Hostile: Gasoline
Hostility: Gasolinism
HOSTILE (GASOLINE) SCALE:
0-25%: Premium (A little hostile)
25-50%: Midgrade (Somewhat hostile)
50-75%: Regular (Pretty hostile)
75-100%: Leaded (SERIOUSLY hostile! You don't want Leaded!)
100-up%: JET FUEL! (Aahh, I'm not even gonna go there!)
Hostility: Gasolinism
HOSTILE (GASOLINE) SCALE:
0-25%: Premium (A little hostile)
25-50%: Midgrade (Somewhat hostile)
50-75%: Regular (Pretty hostile)
75-100%: Leaded (SERIOUSLY hostile! You don't want Leaded!)
100-up%: JET FUEL! (Aahh, I'm not even gonna go there!)
Diesel powered vehicles are more friendly than Gasoline-powered ones, so that's why someone is "diesel" when they're friendly, yet "gasoline" when they're hostile. Here's why:
Diesel vehicles are known to be better in general than Gasoline-powered ones. They have:
-Longer-lasting engines
-Higher fuel mileage
-Better exhaust scent
-Pleasant sound
-Greater towing capacity
-Greater torque
Whereas Gasoline-powered vehicles:
-Guzzle more fuel
-Emit unpleasant exhaust fumes
...And you get the idea.
Did I also mention that Diesel Fuel costs less to make than Gasoline?
Diesel vehicles are known to be better in general than Gasoline-powered ones. They have:
-Longer-lasting engines
-Higher fuel mileage
-Better exhaust scent
-Pleasant sound
-Greater towing capacity
-Greater torque
Whereas Gasoline-powered vehicles:
-Guzzle more fuel
-Emit unpleasant exhaust fumes
...And you get the idea.
Did I also mention that Diesel Fuel costs less to make than Gasoline?
by Java September 07, 2004
a Military Base.
There are more concentrations of Ricers at a Military Base than no other.
The only vehicles that "win" are tactical vehicles, and that's during combat, not a street race. The rest of the vehicles completely lose in every street race.
There are more concentrations of Ricers at a Military Base than no other.
The only vehicles that "win" are tactical vehicles, and that's during combat, not a street race. The rest of the vehicles completely lose in every street race.
When I visited a military base, I saw Ricers Galore! Everywhere I turned, there were ricers! Ricers beside me, in front of me, parked over there, EVERYWHERE!!!!
You know, our soldiers can win battles but usually never Street Races!! Why? Because the car they usually race with is just a ricer!!
If there were street races there, the few Mercedes and BMW imports in the race are the winners in the end.
You know, our soldiers can win battles but usually never Street Races!! Why? Because the car they usually race with is just a ricer!!
If there were street races there, the few Mercedes and BMW imports in the race are the winners in the end.
by Java October 16, 2004
Someone who defies normality when using the bathroom (usually at a college dorm or a frat) by pooping in the wrong places, usually near the toilet.
Preferred places for a Fecal crusader:
Floor on Side of Toilet
Toilet Paper Dispenser
Shower Area
Floor Behind Toilet
Also, someone that we want to beat up SO MUCH, but always disappears before we discover his fecal carnage.
Preferred places for a Fecal crusader:
Floor on Side of Toilet
Toilet Paper Dispenser
Shower Area
Floor Behind Toilet
Also, someone that we want to beat up SO MUCH, but always disappears before we discover his fecal carnage.
Java: Hey man, why's the door locked?
Printz: The Fecal Crusader struck again!
Dondo: Yeah, he was s----ing off the side of the f---in' toilet.
Java: Did you see anyone run?
Braaten: Nope!
Java: Wow, he goes in and out so fast he probably doesn't even wipe! If you caught the Fecal Crusader, what would you do with him?
Printz: I'd invite him to sleep with me just so I'd kill him.
Printz: The Fecal Crusader struck again!
Dondo: Yeah, he was s----ing off the side of the f---in' toilet.
Java: Did you see anyone run?
Braaten: Nope!
Java: Wow, he goes in and out so fast he probably doesn't even wipe! If you caught the Fecal Crusader, what would you do with him?
Printz: I'd invite him to sleep with me just so I'd kill him.
by Java June 23, 2004