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sf

Dreaded and feared by all, this monster-byatch does not deserve to live.
I'm gonna murder the sf!
by Java February 15, 2003
mugGet the sfmug.

jet fuel

Beyond Gasoline. If someone's Jet Fuel towards you, they're being more than hostile- they're being a complete C-less Castle.

Also "permagasoline". (but not always. Usually just "feels" permanent.)
Braaten:
Hypothetically, lets say I was having a bad day and was "gasoline" towards
you. If, at that time, you were to spray me in the face with diesel fuel from a squirt bottle, it would result in an instant eruption of violence, as well as putting me into a Jet Fuel mood towards you. And I can tell you
that most people who are not paralytically timid would react in a similar manner. Under no circumstances to any person would such an action improve your standing with them.

ADD-ON: I'd suggest buying Diesel brand clothes instead. That may lower peoples' gasolinism, depending on the person and fashion choice.
by Java September 7, 2004
mugGet the jet fuelmug.

Fuel Cell

Beyond and better than Diesel. If someone's Fuel Cell towards you, they like you more than a friend.

See Girlfriend or Boyfriend.
Whoa, you're big pimpin', Enrique! Those girls are definitely being fuel cell towards you. If I used your tactics without practice, they'd turn gasoline in a matter of seconds!
by Java September 7, 2004
mugGet the Fuel Cellmug.

flipduck

Flipduck - lipd = (Well, WHAT DO YOU THINK???)

Hint: One definition of the answer word means "to copulate"
Get the flipduck outta here, you C-less Castle!

Oh, flipduck! He's coming! Step on it!!

For flipduck's sake! Do you realize how Gasoline that was of you to say that?!
by Java October 8, 2004
mugGet the flipduckmug.

aye

A name that will forever serve as a memorandum among Ethel, Walter and MQ
Oooo, I am walter, a foolish 79-year old wanna-be sea captain... I want my Aye!
by Java February 15, 2003
mugGet the ayemug.

f8

f8 is short for "fate". F + 8 = Fate.
A snake slithers towards you and bites you in the ankle. The venom drops you to the ground in 5 seconds.

You could never scream because you don't feel any pain; the body just shuts down.

You have died of a mute f8. Sweet dreams in your permanent sleep!
by Java January 24, 2005
mugGet the f8mug.

poohead

1.) A term used by gods to humiliate one, or make one feel inferior to you.
2.) A word at random, just to fill in a blank space in a sentance or to shut some1 up.
Roy is a poohead when he disobeys god!
*mumble mumble* POOHEAD! *mumble*
by Java February 15, 2003
mugGet the pooheadmug.

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