A programming language commonly used as a solution to everything and anything.
Just do it in java!
Fix it... with java!

by Nidht October 12, 2004
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A programming language praised for its versatility and multiplatform support; however, also carrying ridiculous amounts of overhead, using a fuckton of system resources, and generally being a pain in the ass to program in.
Praising Java for fitting on many platforms is like praising anal sex for fitting both sexes.
by Elvarg April 14, 2006
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A Object Oriented programming language. This language is the easiest to use. Coders do not have to understand pointers or references. They do not have to manage memory on the stack or heap. Its a programming language for complete idiots. It was written in C++

Java has draw backs. It cannot be used in system programming, or device driver development or kernel development (C and C++ are used). All applications developed in java run in a virtual machine. In addition Java applications are so bloated they take extreme amounts of memory to run, and they require extreme amounts of processing power for their virtual machines.
class HelloWorldApp {

public static void main(String args) {

System.out.println("Hello World!"); // Display the string.


The Freak of programming nature Java.
by branuniversity August 9, 2011
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A slow, horrific language that takes a shit on everything that made C++ good in order to be easier to use. Ironically, it's harder and more frustrating.
Java: Oh boy, let's have fun with our interpreter, garbage collector, and enforced bad Object-Oriented practices!

C++: You're a horrible person and you should feel bad.
by TheAirPump March 2, 2010
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Slang for anal sex. Javascript works across all systems, as anal sex works across all people. Hence: Java=Anal Sex.
Ex 1: Dude, I convinced her to have java with me last night. It was so awesome until her IBS kicked in. I'm still scraping chocolate pudding off of my popsicle stick.

Ex2: Oh gross! Those two guys are having java in public in BROAD DAYLIGHT!
by Count Zurich May 11, 2009
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Word that is usually followed with the phrase mmmkay, often used by middle aged computer science teachers trying to describe the future of computers.
Its java, mkay! Its the future of programming, mkay.
by Juan Teeze June 30, 2005
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