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Cropblocked 

When your are in a picture with a hot girl, only to find out she or someone else has cropped you out of it; most of the time to make it a more appealing facebook default. Usually a limb or portion of your face still remains in the photo, letting everyone know you weren't important enough to be kept in it
I was totally cropblocked out of kelli's facebook default, fml
Cropblocked by Joey Jerz January 19, 2011
Related Words

Cosblock 

Someone Who Is At A Convention Where People Dress Up As Characters From Anime, Movies, TV Series, Or Other Fictional Characters And Steals All The Attention From You Trying To Show Off Your Amazing Cosplay Outfit And Looks In Said Outfit Even Though You Look The Part Perfectly!
Everyone Was Watching Tym Dressed As Dante Instead Of Trent Dressed As Virgil

At Ohayocon 2012. Trent Pushed Tym And Said, "You Cosblocker!"

The New Dante Stole All Of The Attention From The Old Dantes At Ohayocon, He Cosblocked The Entire Day. Stealing The Attention From All Other Cosplayers.

Crockblock 

(n) Refusal of contact with an individual based solely on the fact that they are wearing Crocks (tm).
Check out that guy's shoes! What a total crockblock.

She was really cool until she crockblocked me with those shoes.
Crockblock by Randy&Penni July 23, 2013

Crossblow 

When two or more girls give a guy a blowjob at the same time.
Dude, over the weekend these two chicks gave me a crossblow like you wouldn't believe.
Crossblow by sagedismal November 12, 2009

Crockblock 

Given the option, when your significant other prefers a family member's company to spending time with you (typically holiday or other family time).

The crock pot serves as reference to all things domestic, familial, and unsexy that occur which challenge your romance with your significant other.

NOTICE: Sexiness/utility of crockpot in actual reference may strengthen, weaken, or otherwise alter the effect of this joke, i.e. an old curbside filth-ring layered crockpot may breed disgust and contempt for your significant other's choice, while a sleek top of the line ionic self materializing crockpot may cause your P1 to either

(a) fail to sympathize with your crockblocked status OR (b) hang up the phone to go buy a comparable crockpot.
P1: " You're free tonight? I thought you flew down with Francis?!"
YOU: " I did, but Mama Dukes said Francis could the learn the family gumbo recipe, so I'm free."
P1: " Your old lady leads the parish in Crockblocking, but that IS some good gumbo."
Crockblock by enzo@estoy June 25, 2012

Cross-block 

Describes a cock block happening on a non-Christian who makes advances on a staunch Christian.
Jim has been trying to ask Clara out, but he got cross-blocked as she only dates friends from her church!
Cross-block by axalara June 21, 2016