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Cosblock 

Someone Who Is At A Convention Where People Dress Up As Characters From Anime, Movies, TV Series, Or Other Fictional Characters And Steals All The Attention From You Trying To Show Off Your Amazing Cosplay Outfit And Looks In Said Outfit Even Though You Look The Part Perfectly!
Everyone Was Watching Tym Dressed As Dante Instead Of Trent Dressed As Virgil

At Ohayocon 2012. Trent Pushed Tym And Said, "You Cosblocker!"

The New Dante Stole All Of The Attention From The Old Dantes At Ohayocon, He Cosblocked The Entire Day. Stealing The Attention From All Other Cosplayers.
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conblock 

When you interrupt someone mid-conversation on the most annoying and obstrusive of levels.
Man, I just got conblocked...
conblock by DEFINITION CYBORG December 11, 2011

Copblock 

The act of a police officer, arriving at an incident, parking in a manner that prevents vehicles from entering or leaving parking spots.
Example 1:

(Setting: Apartment complex in a rough part of town.)

Boyfriend: Hey honey, it's about time for our zoo date you've been eagerly anticipating for months now. We'd better get a move on it.

Girlfriend: Good thinking, sweetie.

(couple exits apartment)

Girlfriend: Oh, honey, look at all the pretty lights! The ghetto bird is up again and the police are approaching our neighbor's door behind a bunker shield. Are they carrying a shotgun?

Boyfriend: Ugh. Worse yet, they've inconsiderately parked behind my vehicle and copblocked us in! And it's probably not a good time to ask them to move their patrol cars. Guess it'll be another Netflix night.

Example 2:

Dispatcher: We have a Priority One hot call at the hospital. A buck naked, homicidal man is throwing stones at a doctor in the northeast lot.

Rookie: Copy. Going Code 3.

Oldtimer: Hey Partner, I see the guy! Stop the car!

(Rookie begins pulling into a parking spot in the northeast lot.)

Oldtimer: WTF. Where's your tactical driving skills?!

Rookie: I didn't want to inconvenience patrons who may need to leave.

Oldtimer: You've got a lot to learn, Rookie. We're Da Police. It's okay to copblock!
Copblock by Copper101 March 27, 2011

Copblock 

when your at a party and your about to get some booty but cops come and break up the party resulting everybody running and not getting any action.
rob: what happened with you and janet last night?

sean: i got fucking copblocked!!

rob: what?

sean: i had the condom in my pocket and we were just starting to make out and the cops came and broke up the party!!!!

rob: haha wow that sucks...i got booty though.
Copblock by miguel fernando October 15, 2008
When someone interrupts you and changes the subject, disrupting your train of thought.
Guy #1: I was watching true blood last night...
Guy #2: Yeah, Jessica Alba was hot in X-Men!
Guy #1: Jessica Alba was in fantastic four! Anna Paquin was in X-Men.
Guy #2: I love Michael Chiklis in The Shield.
Guy #1: What was I talking about?
Guy #2: True Blood.
Guy #1: Quit cogblocking me dude.
cogblock by CaptainCogBlock September 2, 2009

Codblocked

Prevented from being able to play Call of Duty because a friend and/or sibling is already playing it.
Yo, I'm gonna go play some Call of Duty!

Can't. Dave's already playing.

Darn. Codblocked again.
Codblocked by Phoenix Warfunden July 25, 2010

Copblocking

The act of impeding or preventing a police officer from doing his or her job. Common examples include flashing headlights to alert other drivers that a cop is waiting up ahead, asking a cop inane questions while they are in the process of giving someone else a ticket, or wasting an officer's time in any way, shape, or form possible.

May also refer to the game of Copblocking, where players "rat out" a cop's speed trap to would be speeders, preventing the cop from giving any tickets.
So I totally slowed down right before we made the turn and missed that ticket -- fucking copblocked that mother fucker!

Yesterday Jon and I went copblocking for a couple of hours. Shut down this one po-po for a good thirty minutes, bitch didn't write a single ticket.
Copblocking by DPSkitty March 19, 2010
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