sagedismal's definitions

Crossblow

When two or more girls give a guy a blowjob at the same time.

Dude, over the weekend these two chicks gave me a crossblow like you wouldn't believe.

by sagedismal November 12, 2009

Canada's History

The act of skullfucking a Canadian chick after having her shit all over your dick from you fucking her in the ass resulting in her vomiting the gallon of cum that she swallowed from the gangbang she just received 10 minutes before, thereafter taking your cum, vomit, and shit covered dick and sticking it in her pussy.

I went up north this past weekend and got me a little bit of Canada's History a couple of times.

by sagedismal February 4, 2010