Crowblock

When your inebriated friend inadvertently smothers any chance you had at getting laid tonight, as if he was Jon Snow protecting the Wall

I was gonna bang that chick tonight until you crowblocked me.

by got123 November 5, 2016

Cropblocked

When your are in a picture with a hot girl, only to find out she or someone else has cropped you out of it; most of the time to make it a more appealing facebook default. Usually a limb or portion of your face still remains in the photo, letting everyone know you weren't important enough to be kept in it

I was totally cropblocked out of kelli's facebook default, fml

by Joey Jerz January 19, 2011

Cosblock

Someone Who Is At A Convention Where People Dress Up As Characters From Anime, Movies, TV Series, Or Other Fictional Characters And Steals All The Attention From You Trying To Show Off Your Amazing Cosplay Outfit And Looks In Said Outfit Even Though You Look The Part Perfectly!

Everyone Was Watching Tym Dressed As Dante Instead Of Trent Dressed As Virgil

At Ohayocon 2012. Trent Pushed Tym And Said, "You Cosblocker!"

The New Dante Stole All Of The Attention From The Old Dantes At Ohayocon, He Cosblocked The Entire Day. Stealing The Attention From All Other Cosplayers.

by Nero Andreaus Walker June 4, 2014

Cookblocking

The act of using up ingredients in the fridge so another cannot cook what they intended to

Me: Jim where's the cheese?
Jim: Oh I ate it.
Me: God damn it Jim stop cookblocking me!

by Geekycoconut March 17, 2013

Crockblock

(n) Refusal of contact with an individual based solely on the fact that they are wearing Crocks (tm).

Check out that guy's shoes! What a total crockblock.

She was really cool until she crockblocked me with those shoes.

by Randy&Penni July 23, 2013

crowblow

Crowblowing someone would mean running up to someone at maximum speed and punching them in the face as hard as possible.

Haha did you hear about that douchebag that got crowblowed?

by SatanLover February 12, 2008

Jim Crowlocaust

A Jim Crowlocaust is a claim of extreme discrimination based on a relatively minor, often First World, inconvenience.

"I have to get my temperature taken before entering this Applebees? I don't consent! This is discrimination! This is a Jim Crowlocaust!"

by aricontent August 26, 2021