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Three Xs and a skull and crossbones 

1) Three Xs and a skull and crossbones — the description of a person, event, timing, or situation that is absolute toxic. This can be spoken or typed as the following emoji: “XXX☠️”

2) Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, you can date her / him if you want to. She’s / he’s hard on a lover — three X’s and a skull and crossbones. You’ll be lucky if you escape with your nuts / uterus!!!!!!!!
Letting an Amazon warehouse into your community is three Xs and a skull and crossbones for local small businesses. The work conditions are oppressive and after they are established themselves and their market; they replace as many workers as possible with automation.

german crossbow 

A German Crossbow is a male masturbation act in which the individual inserts a toothpick (preferably the club sandwich style ones with the frilly plastic ends to stabilize the flight pattern) into the urethra and "fires" said toothpick via ejaculation.
"Watch me pop this balloon with my German Crossbow."
"My girlfriend has to wear an eye patch due to an arrant German Crossbow."
"The only thing that gets me off nowadays is a German Crossbow."
"Hey, hold my beer and watch me fire my German Crossbow."
german crossbow by Derelict-Dave December 6, 2015

I waste him with my crossbow 

A popular phrase with Knights of the Dinner Table fans. It is spoken by the knight Bob (he is generally the most destructive of the table). Whenever he says this there is some poor NPC in peril.
B.A "A hapless beggar crosses the street and..."
Bob "I waste him with my crossbow and search the body."
B.A "..."
A signature weapon that can be used in a zombie apocalypse

Main users include Dwight & Daryl from TWD
Hey aren't you going to kill that zombie with a gun , No I got a crossbow instead
Crossbow by Oneshotduke March 23, 2017

legendary crossbow 

A thot that wears leggings and sticks her ass out for no reason
legendary crossbow by DAA1410 September 18, 2019

Crosstown Commons 

An interchange between Interstate 35W and Minnesota State Highway 62 in Richfield, Minnesota. Traffic often backs up for several miles. Try to avoid this area in full but if you must enter it, DO IT BEFORE RUSH HOUR OR YOU WILL REGRET IT!
To bypass the crappy Crosstown Commons, use I-494 or local streets.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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