Crispify 

to burn something or in the act of something being burned

"I crispfied our dinner, so let's go out to eat!"
"I dropped a match n I thought the whole house was gonna crispify!"

Crispify by ~*Purplelectrica*~ October 27, 2003

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights 

British way of saying chips

American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights by CringeYukiTM January 21, 2021

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n' pop westpoolchestershireshire queens lovely jubily delights 

British way of saying "chips"

american: yo dude wanna get chips
bri'ish: So you call these things 'ere "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n' pop westpoolchestershireshire queens lovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv?

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n' pop westpoolchestershireshire queens lovely jubily delights by WhenTheImooster September 9, 2021

Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights 

The name of chips in the UK

Oi mate can oiey ave' sum Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights?

Sure m8!

Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights by pencilwizard11 March 14, 2021

Crispity Crunchy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N' Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubly Delights

Bri'ish chips

Guy 1: You call these things chips? Instead of Crispity Crunchy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N' Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubly Delights? Rather a bit cringe, innit bruv?
Guy 2: wtf

Crispity Crunchy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N' Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubly Delights by Keyboard Fucker January 10, 2022

Crispified 

The act of cooking a food item to extreme crispiness

I only eat zucchini if it’s been fully crispified.

Crispified by Knight’force08 January 22, 2018

crispified 

high without necessarily really trying

I can't believe he got crispified with only three tokes from a roach.

crispified by markgg March 30, 2008