Crispified 

The act of cooking a food item to extreme crispiness

I only eat zucchini if it’s been fully crispified.

Crispified by Knight’force08 January 22, 2018

crispified 

high without necessarily really trying

I can't believe he got crispified with only three tokes from a roach.

crispified by markgg March 30, 2008

Crispified 

The act of staying in the sun for so long your skin becomes burnt, giving you the appearance of a black person which grants the user the n word pass

“Dude, Trevor just crispified himself, and now he’s hanging out with Jamarcus.”
“Yo dude, lets do that later!”

Crispified by UseCodeSonny April 17, 2019

crustified dibbs

One of the illest emcees to step out of LI. responsible for such classics such as cunt renaissance , statchy ,50,000 heads & every record label sucks dick

Crustified dibbs was banned from the jive office brought a chick with a two foot vibrator up to rawkus

crustified dibbs by Infected dick January 21, 2007

crustified spunk lips 

a facial feature some unfortunate ladies posess (sometimes fellows) following years and years of spunk bubbling and par-taking in bukkake as a hobby.

shes got a nice pair of tits, shame about the crustified spunk lips

crustified spunk lips by offlyner April 21, 2006

Christified

The act of been 'christied'. Named after Christy McFelch, a legandary party animal from Felchard. He would drink so much and take so many drugs that he would curl up with his tongue hanging out, unable to respond to stimulus. Getting into this state became known as 'been christified'

He is fuckin christified!

Christified by Slim November 14, 2004

crapified 

When something has been wrecked.

My bike is crappified.

crapified by Anonymous February 19, 2003