Crunchy

The feeling one gets when they do something extremely stupid or embarrassing, like tripping in public.

-guy trips- "Damn man! Don't you feel Crunchy!"

by DanielDisastrous March 12, 2009

Crunchy

Embarrassed. Ashamed. Flustered

Man I was feeling crunchy as shit!

by Joejohn December 01, 2013

Crunchy

Crunchy is a mix of cringy and salty. It is considered an insult.

"Geez man Ashley is being super crunchy"

by Beenherebefore August 06, 2017

Crunchy

Extremely slutty, promiscuous

You crunchy whore!

by Vitaminhead January 16, 2021

Crunchy

Similar to the slang term salty, being crunchy is used to express when someone is being so passive aggressively angry that it requires a whole new unit for measurement.

Person 1: You wanna get tacos?

Person 2: Yeah but I'm broke from helping you pay for all the other times we went out to eat

Person 1: Why you being so crunchy?

by La Velocidad April 15, 2021

Crunchy

Crunchy
Annoying, doin the most,

You do the most your so crunchy

by Kfl.Tyree my Instagram June 04, 2021

Crunchy

A term used exclusively to describe which variety of taco you refer to at Taco Bell. Other variations include: soft.

Can I uhhhhhhhh fuckin uhhh crunchy taco?

by shut up nerd July 05, 2021