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A group of two or more guys masturbating, especially in an enclosed area.
John's room was a creamery as they watched Playboy.
creamery by NB_Nathan December 20, 2007
Lets stop at that creamee stand over there
creamee by dmitrikonnikov August 13, 2015

Creampeeper 

Taken from the word 'Meatpeeper'; is a name given to a black guy that has no girlfriend and hates on any interracial relationship simply because he is not in one. You can easily spot one if he is the only black guy in a group of white people.
Man Kanye West is a creampeeper for the way he was hating on Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian.
Creampeeper by BurtFerguson December 4, 2012

Creamery Station

A safe place where a group of two or more guys can masturbate. Ex: a truck stop restroom.
John had been blueballing all week because he was going to the creamery station on Friday

Belgian Creamery 

An upscale prostitute. Aka call girl, escort. Caters to a clientele from the upper crust.
I hear my boss samples the Belgian creamery when on business travel.

I had a total GFE with that Belgian creamery last night.
Belgian Creamery by Dick Onchin September 7, 2020

Coldstone Creamery 

An ice cream store where employees sing every 4 minutes, oversize your order and assume that you will be back the next day to pay them more money for their overpriced product. Kneading ice cream on an extremely cold slab of marble while adding in things such as candy bars, chocolate chips and even strawberries to your order is their specialty. Coldstone Creamery also markets smoothies, milk shakes, cakes and pint to gallon tubs of their very own ice cream that you can take home in order to place yourself into a comatose state.
Coldstone Creamery by Carl H. August 18, 2005