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blueballing 

when a chick has a dude whipped and she doesn't give him any play. originates from the greek "blu-" meaning bruised, and the latin "ballus" meaning balls. definition comes from the way that his balls get bruised from being tempted over and over, but never actually getting the goods.
friend: you are over at your girl's house all the time, she must really put out.
whipped: no, actually she doesn't.
friend: she is really blueballing you.
blueballing by friend May 14, 2003
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blueballing 

to ditch, leave in the dust, break plans, hose, etc.
You totes blueballed me last night! Where were you?
blueballing by McCulloch Mailroom August 12, 2005

blueballing 

the act or sexual pleasing a man (or shemale) in some way, and then right before he/she is about to orgasm, you squeeze the base of the penis until it goes limp. heard to be quite painful.
"Dude i got this chick to give me a hand job but she ended up blueballing me and my balls have been in pain 2 days after that."

blueballing 

blueballing (n/v) exaggeration of a film or TV show's ratings based largely or entirely on "blue" zip code political sympathies of the reviewers
Amy Schumer could read the phone book on stage and Rotten Tomatoes would give her 99 percent rating for trashing some mean ex-boyfriend. They've been blueballing anything she does.
blueballing by Content-ment411 October 10, 2019

blueballing 

giving somebody a lower price for what they ask for on EBay
Marcy tried blueballing a guy on EBay by giving him 5 dollars for something that costed 200 dollars
blueballing by FreedomGundam June 22, 2025

blue balling 

To tease something or someone into expecting something that doesn't actually happen, most commonly used in reference to when a guy thinks he's gonna get laid but ends up getting none (see Blue Balls
"Are you actually gonna do it this time or are you just blue balling again?"
blue balling by SolSightWard June 14, 2018

glueballing 

"Glueballing" refers to the practice of applying hair gel to the penis and pubic hair prior to intercourse. The result is that both parties become "stuck" to each other at the point of genital contact. Those who engage in this practice either find the act of getting "stuck" directly pleasurable, or they indirectly take sexual pleasure from the painful sensation of genital adhesion.
After our hot glueballing session, we basically had to pry ourselves apart.
glueballing by honcho03 December 9, 2008
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