chiptonite

A term used to describe a chip that is so good, you cannot say no to it.

First coined by Ty Jordan on X Afternoons with Mariah and Ty on X92.9 in Calgary!

Keep those Old Dutch chips away from me! I cannot contain myself around them, they are my chiptonite!

by TrendSettah4Lyfe September 26, 2022

Chiptonite

Referring to a chip that you find too delicious. You cannot be around this chip or you will consume the ENTIRE bag.
Originally coined by Ty Jordan, on X Afternoons with Mariah and Ty on X92.9 in Calgary.

Keep those Salt & Vinegar chips away from me! Those are my chiptonite... I can't have those!!!

by TrendSettah4Lyfe September 13, 2022

Chiptonite

Referring to a potato chip that is so delicious you cannot be around these chips or you will eat the entire bag.
Originally coined by Ty Jordan, on X Afternoons with Mariah and Ty on X92.9 in Calgary.

Keep those Salt & Vinegar away from me, those are my chiptonite I will eat the entire bag!

by TrendSettah4Lyfe September 13, 2022

chiptonite

A type of chip that makes you weak and forget about all diet goals you have set for yourself

Oh damn Mike , are those Doritos? Get those away from me they are my chiptonite

by Calgarystreets September 20, 2022

whiptonite

compared to superman's kryptonite, its a females demeanor or attitude that they use to seduce or conquer men

Chris: Did your punk ass get back together with your ex girlfriend kathy last night?

Mike: Man, she threw that whiptonite on me and i was done...

Another Example:

Mike: Man, i think im in love with Kathy and its only been two weeks...

Chris: that whiptonite never fails on you mike

by Chris Kenon June 10, 2008

Craptonite

A turd so powefully foul that it makes you gag

Oh my god I've been attacked by Craptonite!!!!

by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

chicktonite

NOUN: {root words are 'chick' and 'kryptonite'}

When you're out trying to pick up female company and a friend of yours is either too drunk, too obnoxious, or for whatever reason is chasing away the women he is CHICKTONITE.

USAGE:

"Dude. STOP DRINKING! You are complete chicktonite right now."

by Joker Games February 25, 2010