craploiter
To sit on the toilet beyond the time needed to complete your primary toilet function. Often associated with leg numbness, doomscrolling, and frustrated roommates.
-RMS
-RMS
She was done pooping but still lingered on the throne, on her smart phone, while he was turtle heading. Get off the toilet woman, no more craploitering.
craploiter by RMSLO August 2, 2026