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simcoe composite school

sketch-ass school in simcoe that smells like bad BO everywhere you go and they keep the retards on A floor and the bathrooms always smell the worst from everyone smoking weed or vaping in the bathrooms
never go to simcoe composite school

Craptonite 

A turd so powefully foul that it makes you gag
Oh my god I've been attacked by Craptonite!!!!
Craptonite by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

spruce grove composite high school 

The biggest fucking shitshow known to mankind. The amount of fucked up kids in this school is ridiculous. Ones who fall asleep on chairs, walk the halls in their capes, and play a juice box straw as if it were a saxophone. The architectural structure of this school is the biggest fuck up ever- due to the fact that it's constantly tipping more toward the tennis courts every time you look at it. The cafeteria still has carpet on the walls. The Far East staircase tips forward. This school is the owner of stoners and crack heads. The drama room is full of disgusting self absorbed children who all have daddy issues and merely act like total cunts jus to prove they are worth something. The only way you make it through the three years of this school is through sports or art. Not computers.

chiptonite 

A term used to describe a chip that is so good, you cannot say no to it.

First coined by Ty Jordan on X Afternoons with Mariah and Ty on X92.9 in Calgary!
Keep those Old Dutch chips away from me! I cannot contain myself around them, they are my chiptonite!
chiptonite by TrendSettah4Lyfe September 26, 2022

Craptonite 

An inferior building product used in cheap furniture, i.e. 'particle board', or short-strand OSB.
Az- "Ya think that bookcase will hold up?"
Fuzz- "Nah, 'tis pure Craptonite!"
Craptonite by AzureLupine March 24, 2009

Composite Truncheon 

A truncheon made from a composite materials or an erection.
Wood is a composite material.
I said to the girl in the bar the other night, have you seen my composite truncheon? She looked at me, and I said cos I've got wood!

I swear that smokin chick was checking out my composite truncheon!