craponteur

-noun.

a person who is unskilled in relating stories and anecdotes interestingly.

antonym: raconteur

Alex is such a craponteur. He went into this really detailed retelling of this joke, and by the time he got to the punchline... everyone had left the room.

craponteur by Toby1Ryobi May 26, 2009

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Crapenter

A worker of wood with little or no natural skill or art and neither near association of technique nor constitution that could be considered conducive towards the production of acceptable carpentry.

Mark, why are you such a piss poor, ginger, botch job of a crapenter?

Crapenter by zebraboy777 September 15, 2010

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Raponteur

A rapper who is great at story telling.

Nas is a great raconteur (story teller) - he's a raponteur.

Raponteur by Papisicle November 19, 2010

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Craposterous

A hybrid of crappy and presposterous. When something is both ridiculously unbelievable and terribly bad.

Man: Guess what I did the other day?
Woman: I don't know, tell me.
Man: I pooped in the backyard and then fed it to my cat, and he ate it!
Woman: No way! That's craposterous!

Craposterous by lana63 April 26, 2009

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

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Side Quest

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.

"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"

Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021

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Collective 600 pound gorilla

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.

The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.

Collective 600 pound gorilla by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

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