craponteur

-noun.

a person who is unskilled in relating stories and anecdotes interestingly.

antonym: raconteur

Alex is such a craponteur. He went into this really detailed retelling of this joke, and by the time he got to the punchline... everyone had left the room.

by Toby1Ryobi May 26, 2009

Crapenter

A worker of wood with little or no natural skill or art and neither near association of technique nor constitution that could be considered conducive towards the production of acceptable carpentry.

Mark, why are you such a piss poor, ginger, botch job of a crapenter?

by zebraboy777 September 15, 2010

Raponteur

A rapper who is great at story telling.

Nas is a great raconteur (story teller) - he's a raponteur.

by Papisicle November 19, 2010

Craposterous

A hybrid of crappy and presposterous. When something is both ridiculously unbelievable and terribly bad.

Man: Guess what I did the other day?
Woman: I don't know, tell me.
Man: I pooped in the backyard and then fed it to my cat, and he ate it!
Woman: No way! That's craposterous!

by lana63 April 26, 2009