Extremejutsu's definitions

shart

noun: a fart that when it begins coming out, is apparently sneaking a friend out with it. Most of the time it is detected and stopped, but not always.

I was excercising and had to fart, I sharted and had to leave the gym.

by Extremejutsu June 5, 2013

Butt jowl

The bottom of the butt cheek that hangs over the back of the upper leg also creates a strange triangular white spot when tanning in the summer.

I work out all the time and I still can't get rid of butt jowls.

by Extremejutsu September 21, 2016

Lart

N: A fart that comes out usually during intense bouts of laughter.

I was out on a date and started laughing about something and larted.

by Extremejutsu August 21, 2016

Doll eyes

N: the shfty, blank, expressionless appearance of one's eyes while the face around is laughing, usually during a somewhat uncomfortable joke told inappropriately in mixed company

I knew when Johnny told that joke it was inappropriate, as I looked around everyone was laughing but they all had doll eyes

by Extremejutsu August 21, 2016

BLART

A sudden and often explosive fart that comes out while one is blowing one's nose. There's usually no prior indication of any gas.

I was blowing my nose this morning and blarted!

by Extremejutsu August 13, 2016

love me daddy

1. Any girl/woman who had a disinterested or bad father. Every man in her adult life will suffer greatly for his sins.
2. The reason some women hate men.
3. A woman with "love me daddy" will NEED constant demonstrations of your affection and commitment...remember a woman with this will NEVER get enough! Head for zee hills!

1. Most strippers suffer from "love me daddy"

2. Any girl whose parents are divorced
3. Any girl whose father cheated on mommy

by Extremejutsu February 1, 2012

SNART

THE UNEXPECTED FART THAT SNEAKS OUT WHEN YOU SNEEZE.

I SNEEZED THIS MORNING AND SNARTED.

by Extremejutsu June 17, 2012