Twart

Another name for a pussy-fart or kweef.

My girl was doing sit-ups and all of a sudden she blew a twart.

by Extremejutsu February 05, 2023

Manstruation

That unpredictable period of time that a man gets unexplainably irritable, similar to PMS.

I don't know, everything just seemed to piss me off! My family could do no right! It must be my time of manstruation.

by Extremejutsu February 05, 2023

BROWN SHARPIE

When after taking a shit and wiping, it seems like you're sitting on a brown Sharpie because that toilet paper doesn't get any whiter.

I wait so much I thought I was going to run off toilet paper it was like I was sitting on a "BROWN SHARPIE!"

by Extremejutsu March 31, 2023

Dream blame

When your significant other is enraged at you in explainingly inexplicably in the morning for something that you apparently did in her dream.

Hey bro, Karen is angry at me this morning apparently I slept with her sister in her dream. Hashtag Dream blame! LOL

by Extremejutsu August 16, 2022

BLART

A sudden and often explosive fart that comes out while one is blowing one's nose. There's usually no prior indication of any gas.

I was blowing my nose this morning and blarted!

by Extremejutsu March 04, 2016

shart

noun: a fart that when it begins coming out, is apparently sneaking a friend out with it. Most of the time it is detected and stopped, but not always.

I was excercising and had to fart, I sharted and had to leave the gym.

by Extremejutsu June 05, 2013

Manswer

The complete detail-intensive answer to a question. See: chick answer

Unlike her chick answer, I gave a complete well informed manswer to the question.

by Extremejutsu February 18, 2023