Definitions by Extremejutsu

BROWN SHARPIE

When after taking a shit and wiping, it seems like you're sitting on a brown Sharpie because that toilet paper doesn't get any whiter.

I wait so much I thought I was going to run off toilet paper it was like I was sitting on a "BROWN SHARPIE!"

BROWN SHARPIE by Extremejutsu March 31, 2023

Shitrus 

The result of spraying a fruity air freshener after taking a big stinky bowel movement

I was trying to be courteous after taking that horrible dump so I sprayed a lemon air freshener and it just ended up smelling like SHITRUS

Shitrus by Extremejutsu March 30, 2023

Manswer

The complete detail-intensive answer to a question. See: chick answer

Unlike her chick answer, I gave a complete well informed manswer to the question.

Manswer by Extremejutsu February 18, 2023

Cuntemplation 

When your significant other is yelling at you about something totally unreasonable or incorrect and you "cuntemplate" whether or not to engage which will possibly cause a huge explosion.

While being yelled at I was able to have a moment of "cuntemplation" on whether or not to engage and cause a larger argument or to stay silent and let them burn themselves out.

Cuntemplation by Extremejutsu February 8, 2023

Twart 

Another name for a pussy-fart or kweef.

My girl was doing sit-ups and all of a sudden she blew a twart.

Twart by Extremejutsu February 5, 2023

Manstruation 

That unpredictable period of time that a man gets unexplainably irritable, similar to PMS.

I don't know, everything just seemed to piss me off! My family could do no right! It must be my time of manstruation.

Manstruation by Extremejutsu February 5, 2023

KINDIFFERANCE 

The indifferent attitude demonstrated by your offspring/kid/spawn even when you are contemplating slapping the shit outta them!

My kid kept giving me that droop-eyed look of KINDIFFERANCE even though he could see I was getting pissed off.

KINDIFFERANCE by Extremejutsu February 5, 2023