Claytonite

People who live in Clayton, California

They are generally rich white people. They are snobby and think they are better then everyone else, even though they aren't. They tend to ignore anyone of a lower social and/or financial level. Avoid at all costs.

Paul: AHHH! It's a Claytonite!

Jim: OH NO! They have come to mock us and our minimum wages!

Paul: NOOOOOOO!

Jim: THE HORROR!

Claytonite by Its.True. January 18, 2011

Claymonster 

Proper Noun, masculine and feminine. Plural: Claymonsters. Modernized version of "Claymonter," or one who hails from the community of Claymont, Delaware.

Anyone currently, or formerly domiciled within the unincorporated special district of Claymont, Delaware (at the most north-eastern border, along the bank of the Delaware River), a peaceful community of law-abiding, play hard/work hard, non-shit taking citizens, who will bounce you with a quickness if you think you are coming to Claymont to cause grief.

Specifically excludes any upright, tax-paying citizens voluntarily electing to retain the label of "Claymonter" as a conservative, uptight preference for status quo. All Claymonsters are Claymonters by birth or naturalization. Any Claymonter can become a Claymonster by legendary feat or accomplishment.

As contributed by David L.* on Facebook, "the term 'Claymonster' was started by a gentleman of the name Bobby C. name withheld until permitted. It came to be after being in George's bar Darley Road Tavern for several hours. …”. Claymonster also applies to the original tattoo design by Bobby C., not to be confused with other sad poser tats being drawn by losers.

Bobby C. is the talented artist who designed the "original" Claymonster tattoo and he has the balls to get medieval on a poser wanna-be.

My neighbor has a Claymonster tattoo! Teresa R.* contribution on Facebook.

Hey, when did we start being called "Claymonsters!!!" ... I'm not a Claymonster ... that's stupid and I don't like it.

Claymonsters from the Hill outclass all other Claymonsters for bravery, wit, and ass-kicking side-splitting mischief-making.

The only weapons a Claymonster ever needs is his/her wits, his/her mouth, and his/her balls.

Claymonster by Outlaw Josie April 30, 2013

Craptonite 

A turd so powefully foul that it makes you gag

Oh my god I've been attacked by Craptonite!!!!

Craptonite by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

Craptonite 

An inferior building product used in cheap furniture, i.e. 'particle board', or short-strand OSB.

Az- "Ya think that bookcase will hold up?"
Fuzz- "Nah, 'tis pure Craptonite!"

Craptonite by AzureLupine March 24, 2009

Cliftonite 

A person from Cliftonville Road, Belfast. Not known by elder generations and is normally only used by teenagers of the area. Most Notably, "The Cliftonville Wolfpack" who run the place.

Cliftonites Unite!

Cliftonite by totefofo October 21, 2010

Claytonism 

An insult poorly masked by a compliment. A backhanded statement.

"Luke, ya know what you lack in looks, intelligence, personality, and charm you make up for with wit."- Claytonism

Claytonism by Rev. Luke Husby May 30, 2006

Claymonster 

A resident of Claymon, DE. Usually has a chip on his/her shoulder, especially when it comes to being associated solely with crackwhores, welfare recipients, and other undesirables just because there are a few in his/her hometown. They are a rowdy bunch so approach with caution. When they tell people they're from Claymont it is typically followed by an "ooh, hmm" as if the person asking has just realized they should be a bit wary. The Claymonster likes that. Regardless of the stigma surrounding them, most become successful, upstanding citizens, but they'll still whoop your ass.

1. Me and my boys were getting a little mouthy until a group of claymonsters shut them for us.

2. So a claymonster, ooh, hmm?

3. Don't piss them off.....claymonsters.

4. A claymonster, huh boy? Turn around and put your hands on the hood and spread, 'em.

Claymonster by Monty78 December 1, 2011