CraptD

A person who pontificates on subjects he knows nothing about. This is someone who usually is full of shit.

CraptD proliferates the antinuclear blogs with the notion he helps the Japanese. In reality, he is either a juvenile troll or an old man with nothing better to do.

by Helen Scaldicrotch January 3, 2012

craptractions

Surging waves of pain in the abdominal due to an ensuing crap requiring release.

I had way to much to drink last night yielding a morning full of craptractions

by DayvN July 13, 2012

craptosis

A disease that affects the mind in such a way that you no longer give a shit.

When stuck in meetings with clueless supervisors and managers that endlessly babble nonsense: "I believe I've developed a bad case of craptosis, I must leave immediately".

by Danedog July 20, 2010

craptitude

A rarified skillset needed to deal with the mundane, the meaningless, the growing piles of junk and the demands of ordering still more stuff that occupy the day and often pass for a full life.

Sitting on the bed, staring at yet another emerging bedside volcano, she was confident she could summon the craptitude to conquer, organize and move on to higher callings... "just give me five minutes".

by Monkey's Dad April 15, 2023

Holden Craptiva

An SUV made by General Motors. Also known as the Chevrolet Craptiva, this car is notorious for having major faults where owners spend hundreds and thousands of dollars to every year fix them up. There is even a Facebook page called 'My Holden Captiva Sucks.'

Look at that Craptiva pleb driving his Holden Craptiva

by MoronHater July 23, 2016

craptaculous

spectacularly ridiculous; crap added as additional adjective to indicate level of stupidity.

If I didn't have to work on this craptaculous project, I would be able to go out with you.

by sprnwsgrl October 20, 2004

craptop

a laptop computer that is either slow or unworkable by comparison to other similar products. or is unusable due to excessive viewing of internet pornography

man 1: hey man i tried to download that attachment from your email but my craptop got a blue screen stating there was a kernel in-page stack error 3 times in a row.
man 2: fuck, man you wouldnt have that trouble if you weren't using those porn links from 4chan

by idakothetricky February 28, 2013