crapdogg

1. (n) - a state of being in which one obtains neither education nor employment, opting rather to watch "7th Heaven"
2. (v) the unauthorized pilfering of goods, typically foodstuffs, beer, or cigarettes

1. He's living la vida crapdogg.
2. Hey! You crapdogged my last beer!

by hash poop May 16, 2003

crapdogg

To reveal the ending of a cinematic work to persons who have not seen said film.

You totally crapdogged that movie when you told me Bjork got hung at the end.

by kdogg May 18, 2003

Crapdagger

A particle or flake of some kind of food remnant in poop that is sharp enough to cut someone's anus as they crap it out.

Guy 1: How'd he end up in the hospital?
Guy 2: He ate some really old and stale chips, and his anus got all torn up from the crapdaggers.

by Serjeh Somogath June 24, 2010

Crapdog

When you take a sausage casing and place it over your bare anus then proceed to defecate into the casing creating a feces hotdog, afterwards you then use a pre sliced bun to wipe your anus then place the sausage inside to create the Crapdog.

The tasty treat/meal (depending on many calories you have consumed, results may vary) on the go for you and the whole family.

Oh boy all this forklifting and electric scooting has made me hungry for a Crapdog

by PatriciaDawson January 10, 2024