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Cranstoon 

Cranstoon, also known as Edisson ( whatever the fuck his middle name is ) baghurst. he is a small yet entertaining twitch streamer! He makes jokes and does a lot of ‘ just chatting streams ‘. his jokes are most likely gay, sexual, or maybe something insulting himself or his viewers. He has a beautiful and kind partner named Matilda. Cranstoon is a british uni student, and really.really.REALLY…despises the french. Overall, he is really nice and funny and you can watch him over at
Twitch.tv/cranstoon !
“ i’d shag anyone. “

- a horny sexual man, cranstoon.
Cranstoon by StrangeOmni November 13, 2022

Cranstoon 

"Cranstoon."
Cranstoon by s0me_W13rd0_N4m3d_Al1x December 20, 2022

crapstoner 

A crapstoner is a type of white trash redneck that is particularly unsuccessful in life, has an inferiority complex and is very angry and bitter towards others. Most have little formal education and are prone to violence and profane or derogatory language that is used to make the crapstoner feel better about himself or herself. The term crapstoner is largely regional in use with high concentrations in the Southeastern United States, particularly the state of Alabama, as it most often refers to fans of the University of Alabama’s athletic teams.
Don't be a crapstoner, flaming on an AU forum is not cool.

Did you see all of those crapstoners at the Alabama football game?

I can't believe you just said you hate a university, you didn't even graduate from high school. You're such a crapstoner.
crapstoner by muh-fohng-oh February 13, 2013

Cranston rage 

When you stand up and you put your hands up from your elbows and hold you breath, then let a big high yell. Similar of Bryan Cranston does in Breaking Bad
I was at Billy's house and he pulled a Cranston rage all of the sudden.
Cranston rage by Anominnous April 16, 2010

Bryan Cranston 

Bryan Cranston is an amazing actor, and is known for his role as Walter H. White in the show Breaking Bad. He won a Golden Globe in 2014 and a Primetime Emmy Award in 2008, 2009, 2010 and 2014.
Who's Bryan Cranston?

Hes the one who knocks.
Bryan Cranston by dima6262_ July 27, 2022

Cranston West 

A school where it’s part of the less ghetto side of Cranston and is filled with privileged white kids and very few other ethnicities compared to Cranston east. It’s a school where every girl is really snobby and basic and wears pretty much the same exact shit everyday and can’t seem to handle only having one boyfriend, where popular guys have a mushroom hairstyle and care more about their shoes and Juuls than showering and guys and girls are douche bags who say nigga despite being as white as flashback Mary. People juul or smoke weed in the bathrooms cuz they think it’s fine and cool but really their parents just did a shitty job and don’t care about them. A lot of people have a lot of money in the school but yet they can’t even afford to get air conditioners for the classrooms. Fuckin losers.
My test was as easy as the girls at Cranston West
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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