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Cranstoon 

Cranstoon is a small but awesome Twitch streamer with an amazing community and a suitably entertaining personality which provides great content. He is interested in many things such as anything related to France, The Minions, Feet Pics and Men.
Cranstoon punted a child eating foot long French baguette 50ft into the air.
Cranstoon by ilikeduckss10 August 31, 2022
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A skinny heroin addict

Has much the same meaning as smackhead, boothead or rackatoon

Has also come to mean an original thinker
"Look at that cantoon, what a Toby"

"Charles Darwin was a profound cantoon"
cantoon by The Cantoons October 28, 2007

Cranstoon 

Cranstoon, also known as Edisson ( whatever the fuck his middle name is ) baghurst. he is a small yet entertaining twitch streamer! He makes jokes and does a lot of ‘ just chatting streams ‘. his jokes are most likely gay, sexual, or maybe something insulting himself or his viewers. He has a beautiful and kind partner named Matilda. Cranstoon is a british uni student, and really.really.REALLY…despises the french. Overall, he is really nice and funny and you can watch him over at
Twitch.tv/cranstoon !
“ i’d shag anyone. “

- a horny sexual man, cranstoon.
Cranstoon by StrangeOmni November 13, 2022

Cranstoon 

"Cranstoon."
Cranstoon by s0me_W13rd0_N4m3d_Al1x December 20, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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