minions

The disgusting trash of the earth. Yellow. They've taken over this once somewhat clean world, and now it is a trash heap. They are only liked by moms and young children.

Me: the minions are putrid, horrific, and are a waste of time. They do not deserve an entire movie.

Moms everywhere: *gasps and stares in horror*

minions by Old Chocolate Bar July 29, 2015

Minions

Little Yellow Tic Tacs That Have Not Been To School Because They Were Slaved By That GRUsome Face.

1. Did You Watch The Minions Movie Last Night.
2. Nah I Was Eating The Remainder Of Kevin's Tic Tac Body.

Minions by BringDisneyWorldToUK March 1, 2021

minions

The most annoying un loving cancerous yellow piece of shits that you will ever lay your eyes upon. Their company keeps bringing them back based on their children fan base, but every time they come back they get even worse and worse. They are all over social media, people either think they are cute or the straight thinking normal ones thinks they are a fucking embarrassment. Now There are different kinds, there's a normal sized one that can either have one or two eyes that still looks like a piece of shit, there a long yellow penis looking ass, and there's a short fat ass. These fucking overall wearing, sponge bob penis looking, four eyed, dumb ass, little bitch, annoying one eyed ass hats are a disgrace of American society and the entire reputation of the human race.

Look at those yellow fuckers. Those minions make me sick.

minions by Iamsecretlyagerbil June 12, 2016

Minions

little yellow shits that go around yelling banana and other shit u cant understand.

John: Hey Mike did u see the minions movie? It was awesome!
Mike: You got five seconds before i pour bleach on your mouth.

Minions by MaliciousFloppy October 9, 2015

Minions

The talking corn kernels from the Despicable Me franchise who make kids laugh, but anyone over the age of 13 want to die in their presence. They have exploded so much through greedy cash grabbing and sponsors such as McDonalds that they have gotten the attention of some very bad corners of the internet, such as Rule 34. Minions are now just one of the few cancers hell bent on destroying the internet community as we know it. There are groups who are opposing this imminent demise, such as the r/minionhate subreddit.

Donald Trump is related to minions

Minions by Th3rd July 31, 2015

Minions

Horrible yellow pill-shaped creatures from despicable me that have taken over the internet and will soon take over the world

They talk in their own satanic language on how to take over our minds when we're not watching

"Hey bill, did you know that minions are the cutest things ever!"

Minions by Netherdwells August 13, 2015

Minions

A fucking nightmare on the internet used by the most wealthiest people not giving to charity and do fake gift card giveaways.

Gary: Hey Steve, what are Minions?
Steve: A complete disaster from Dreamworks and Satan himself. This term has become a sin to humanity.

Minions by MyAnus_McSqueezie January 20, 2018