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A school where it’s part of the less ghetto side of Cranston and is filled with privileged white kids and very few other ethnicities compared to Cranston east. It’s a school where every girl is really snobby and basic and wears pretty much the same exact shit everyday and can’t seem to handle only having one boyfriend, where popular guys have a mushroom hairstyle and care more about their shoes and Juuls than showering and guys and girls are douche bags who say nigga despite being as white as flashback Mary. People juul or smoke weed in the bathrooms cuz they think it’s fine and cool but really their parents just did a shitty job and don’t care about them. A lot of people have a lot of money in the school but yet they can’t even afford to get air conditioners for the classrooms. Fuckin losers.
My test was as easy as the girls at Cranston West
by Your daddy’s nut sack February 17, 2019
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A term coined by Terrson to represent a form of Jenga where one removes an article of clothing whenever the tower falls.
It was a fearsome sight indeed after the tower fell for the last time, after that, strip jenga was forever banned in the lounge.

<Terrson> My name shall not go down in history as the guy who codified Strip Jenga.
Guess again, Terrson.
by OmniBot August 05, 2008
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The side of Cranston with no personality. Think they’re better than everyone else because they can afford shitty McMansions. Super white and super racist. Everyone’s out of touch with reality and hates on Eastern Cranston for being working class. Their high school likes to act superior when really they have every resource available but kids still get addicted to adderal. Even flat screen tvs in the lunch room can’t get their students into top tier colleges.
Oh yuck, we have to go to Cranston West tonight. What are we gonna so, eat some dry chicken parm and play golf?
by eastsideordie May 24, 2019
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A school in the nicer area of Cranston Rhode Island that has rivals in the ghettoer area which happens to be Cranston East. the West kids have more money and more freedom because most of the time their parents are too busy working for more money for their children. The west kids have more money to buy "hard core drugs" instead of the east kids who barely have anything. Most of them are pussies when it comes to sports and fights are typically not very entertaining. Most of the kids are too busy playing xbox 360 to learn how to actually fight.
Did you hear that when Cranston West played against East in a basketball game, one of the East players hurt a West players ankle. He had to be carried off in a stretcher. What a pussy. Now he can go back home and play more xbox 360 and do more drugs.
by east girly May 23, 2008
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The high school on the better side of Cranston. Full of kids who actually have the grades and the money to go to college, although we don’t even have to go to college because our daddies are still there to buy us what we want. Our money may not buy us happiness but it does buy us therapists and cocaine. Our parties are more lit because we can actually afford the good booze. The only deaths around here are suicides but I mean who isn’t suicidal these days? Our ACs may not work but we have AirPods to keep us cool. We don’t need heaters because hoes never get cold and we have Juuls to warm our lungs. Also haha we are hotter
Did you say Cranston West? How’s your dad doing?
by William the III April 14, 2019
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