Crankfy

When you’re cranky for another coffee.

I’m so crankfy and need a coffee asap

by ChayaDime June 24, 2023

cranky vapors

The feeling of crankiness to the point of needing to fan yourself.

After chasing the drunk down the street, Judy had to retreat to the back room due to the cranky vapors.

by nc2016 October 22, 2016

Yanky Cranky

A massage given usually by a prostitute which includes a hand job at the end.

Hey wanna stop by that place in the city and get a yanky cranky before we go out tonight.

by Red One July 21, 2009

Cranky

Slang for a perc, popularized by the artist Yeat

I’m gonna take a Cranky Tonight before the festivities

Quit bugging me Latisha you know I gotta take a cranky before you start bitching at me

Also used as “Crank”

How could I cheat on you when I can’t even nut off a crank?

by Ratking616 February 8, 2022

Crankfurter

when a woman is on her period and experiencing PMS (hence "cranky"), the man rubs crushed Midol on his cock and fucks her in the ass, thereby avoiding the obvious mess of the vagina and aiding the relief of the woman's irrational emotions.

Keith: Jackie is so fucking cranky and PMSing, but I'm so horny and she sure as shit won't blow me.
Jared: Just give her the crankfurter, man. It'll solve all your problems except the fact that she won't blow you.

by giliad December 9, 2009

cranky wanky

The act of busting a nut because you are angry/upset/mad. Usually crying while doing it under the sheets

Dad: What's wrong with Andy
Mom: He got grounded for having an F on his report card so now hes having a cranky wanky
Dad: Why is he crying though

Mom: Sobbing and throbbing

Dad:Oh
Mom:I want a divorce greorge I met someone new and he doesn't have a "shrimp"
Dad: I'm going to join billy and cranky wanky with him

by UC.DANK.MEME.420 May 9, 2020

cranky

When someone is upset, anygry, or unhappy. Another word for "Pissed Off". Usually said in a non-offensive manner.

Wake me up and I'll get cranky

by tkkw May 13, 2005