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cranky vapors
After chasing the drunk down the street, Judy had to retreat to the back room due to the cranky vapors.
cranky vapors by nc2016 October 22, 2016
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Crankfy • cranky • crankypants • crankycrewmarkimoo • cranky pated • Cranky Ass • Cranky Crew • cranky panky • crankface • Crankfest
Yanky Cranky
Yanky Cranky by Red One July 21, 2009
Cranky
I’m gonna take a Cranky Tonight before the festivities
Quit bugging me Latisha you know I gotta take a cranky before you start bitching at me
Also used as “Crank”
How could I cheat on you when I can’t even nut off a crank?
Quit bugging me Latisha you know I gotta take a cranky before you start bitching at me
Also used as “Crank”
How could I cheat on you when I can’t even nut off a crank?
Cranky by Ratking616 February 8, 2022
Crankfurter
when a woman is on her period and experiencing PMS (hence "cranky"), the man rubs crushed Midol on his cock and fucks her in the ass, thereby avoiding the obvious mess of the vagina and aiding the relief of the woman's irrational emotions.
Keith: Jackie is so fucking cranky and PMSing, but I'm so horny and she sure as shit won't blow me.
Jared: Just give her the crankfurter, man. It'll solve all your problems except the fact that she won't blow you.
Jared: Just give her the crankfurter, man. It'll solve all your problems except the fact that she won't blow you.
Crankfurter by giliad December 9, 2009
cranky wanky
The act of busting a nut because you are angry/upset/mad. Usually crying while doing it under the sheets
Dad: What's wrong with Andy
Mom: He got grounded for having an F on his report card so now hes having a cranky wanky
Dad: Why is he crying though
Mom: Sobbing and throbbing
Dad:Oh
Mom:I want a divorce greorge I met someone new and he doesn't have a "shrimp"
Dad: I'm going to join billy and cranky wanky with him
Mom: He got grounded for having an F on his report card so now hes having a cranky wanky
Dad: Why is he crying though
Mom: Sobbing and throbbing
Dad:Oh
Mom:I want a divorce greorge I met someone new and he doesn't have a "shrimp"
Dad: I'm going to join billy and cranky wanky with him
cranky wanky by UC.DANK.MEME.420 May 9, 2020
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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