A slang for meth
Person1 (stereotypically British) - Oi bruv, hand that crank over.
Person2 (also stereotypically British) - Yeah sure mate, how much do you need, also ya mum is peng
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Crank (verb): stroke, as with a schlong; spank, such as with a monkey; lube (the chassis); beat (the cobb); wax
(tense) cranked, crankin', has cranked; "crankin' the shaft"
With big tits on my mind, I began crankin' my wang.

Since that honey wouldn't give me no trim, I cranked the shaft when I got home.
by wount November 21, 2019
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A female that display a number of the following characteristics: clingy, overly keen, smothering, controlling, easily stressed, highly opinionated, violent, emotionally volatile, unreasonable or just generally high maintenance.
1. "That girl i met the other week, bit of crank. she wont leave me alone!"

2. "I would come out mate but my girlfriends being a bit of crank about it"

3. "Stop being so fucking cranky"
by eagles85 July 10, 2008
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Someone who is being 'cranky', moody, irritable or misererable!
person 1 - what is up with him today, the crank!!
person 2 - he has been a crank all day, ignore him!!
by lauren149 July 14, 2009
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To masturbate simultaneously with the act of weeping.

Formula:
Cry + Wank = Crank.

In addition it is normal to include ones own tears as lubricant.
Example 1:
‘Toni: Hey Jays been in the bathroom for a while now…’

‘Rob: Yeah he’s probably having a crank over that really hot waitress that was being a bitch to him before.’

‘Toni: Yea, fo’shaw’

Example 2:
‘After Rachel rejected Tom at the funeral on Friday I think he went off for a pot noodle...and a crank back at his sister’s place where he’s staying at the moment’
by S Noir. May 15, 2009
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A crank is someone who is performing two actions at the same time which are juxtaposed. Originally a term created by Russell Brand combining the two words 'cry' and 'wank'.
Man1: "Dude, is that drunk guy throwing up and trying to eat a sandwich?"
Man2: "What an absolute crank!"
by Flossua March 21, 2009
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