crankypants

A person who is cranky on a regular basis over stupid things. They are not angry, just cranky.

My boss can be a real crankypants.

by Janet S. July 22, 2008

crankypants

Metaphorical pants that infuse the wearer with feelings of crankiness. The level of crankiness depends on the tightness of the pants.

Alex, chill bubba, seriously, how tight are your crankypants today?

by senorgato July 15, 2006

Niggerbob Crackpants

One of the best cartoon characters of all. Just love the theme music. Enjoy it below.

Are you ready niggs?... Fo Sho Cap'n.... I can't fuckin hear you!... Fo Sho Cap'n... Ooooooooooo... Who lives in that box under the tree?... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Smelly and black and poorest is he... Niggerbob Crackpants!... If smokin crack and playin dice is something you wish... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Running from cops and smelling like fish... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Ready?... Niggerbob Crackpants... Niggerbob Crackpants... Niggerbob Crankpants... Niggerboooooooob Crackpaaaaasants... Oh Nigg,Nigg,Nigg... (flute music)

by Niggward Tentacles August 18, 2009

crazypants

1. Crazypants is a descriptive word that means weird or insane, not insane in the sense that it means cool as in crazy cool or thats totally insane! Crazypants means insane as in a mental illness.

2. Crazypants is also a place it is a wonderful land where evryone wears cartoon pants!

3. Can be used as and insult or a joke word to mess with friends

1. Joe painted his fingernails! WOW thats crazypants!

2. HAHAHAHAHAH! BWAHAHAHA!
Where are you from, the Land of Crazypants?
3. HAHAHAHAHAH! BWAHAHAHA!
Shutup Crazypants!

Never to be used as two words, separating the words crazy and pants in a sentence is punishable by law. Unless of course it is being used to describe some crazy looking pants.

by Salaad June 11, 2006

crankypated

(adj)

To be cranky and constipated.

Person 1: "Sorry about that, I'm just feeling crankypated today.."

Person 2: "Today? You're always full of shit!"

by KungFuLambda January 6, 2022

candypants

1. someone so sweet and adorable you want to eat them.
2. another word for sweetheart, cupcake, darling, love, pumpkin, baby honey honue.

1. Preeti: You look so good today.
Shubert: Really? You like?
Preeti: Yes, you smell good too. Is it armani or estee?
Shubert: Its armani.
Preeti: come here candypants, you're so irresistible.
2. I love you, my candypants.

by honue April 29, 2006

cranky pants

A person who after 7pm becomes so irritable and butthurt that they become snippy little children.

Non Cranky Person- "What's the matter bro, aren't you gonna come by after work"

**45 minutes of waiting for a reply**

Cranky pants - "Do you even lift brah? Some people work for a living and can't answer at your every beckon call."

"Dude it's 7:30, grow a dick and stop being a cranky pants."

by Anti-wang January 2, 2013