crankypants
crankypants by Janet S. July 22, 2008
Words you can keep
crankypants
Metaphorical pants that infuse the wearer with feelings of crankiness. The level of crankiness depends on the tightness of the pants.
crankypants by senorgato July 15, 2006
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Niggerbob Crackpants
Are you ready niggs?... Fo Sho Cap'n.... I can't fuckin hear you!... Fo Sho Cap'n... Ooooooooooo... Who lives in that box under the tree?... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Smelly and black and poorest is he... Niggerbob Crackpants!... If smokin crack and playin dice is something you wish... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Running from cops and smelling like fish... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Ready?... Niggerbob Crackpants... Niggerbob Crackpants... Niggerbob Crankpants... Niggerboooooooob Crackpaaaaasants... Oh Nigg,Nigg,Nigg... (flute music)
Niggerbob Crackpants by Niggward Tentacles August 18, 2009
crazypants
1. Crazypants is a descriptive word that means weird or insane, not insane in the sense that it means cool as in crazy cool or thats totally insane! Crazypants means insane as in a mental illness.
2. Crazypants is also a place it is a wonderful land where evryone wears cartoon pants!
3. Can be used as and insult or a joke word to mess with friends
2. Crazypants is also a place it is a wonderful land where evryone wears cartoon pants!
3. Can be used as and insult or a joke word to mess with friends
1. Joe painted his fingernails! WOW thats crazypants!
2. HAHAHAHAHAH! BWAHAHAHA!
Where are you from, the Land of Crazypants?
3. HAHAHAHAHAH! BWAHAHAHA!
Shutup Crazypants!
Never to be used as two words, separating the words crazy and pants in a sentence is punishable by law. Unless of course it is being used to describe some crazy looking pants.
2. HAHAHAHAHAH! BWAHAHAHA!
Where are you from, the Land of Crazypants?
3. HAHAHAHAHAH! BWAHAHAHA!
Shutup Crazypants!
Never to be used as two words, separating the words crazy and pants in a sentence is punishable by law. Unless of course it is being used to describe some crazy looking pants.
crazypants by Salaad June 11, 2006
crankypated
Person 1: "Sorry about that, I'm just feeling crankypated today.."
Person 2: "Today? You're always full of shit!"
Person 2: "Today? You're always full of shit!"
crankypated by KungFuLambda January 6, 2022
candypants
1. someone so sweet and adorable you want to eat them.
2. another word for sweetheart, cupcake, darling, love, pumpkin, baby honey honue.
2. another word for sweetheart, cupcake, darling, love, pumpkin, baby honey honue.
1. Preeti: You look so good today.
Shubert: Really? You like?
Preeti: Yes, you smell good too. Is it armani or estee?
Shubert: Its armani.
Preeti: come here candypants, you're so irresistible.
2. I love you, my candypants.
Shubert: Really? You like?
Preeti: Yes, you smell good too. Is it armani or estee?
Shubert: Its armani.
Preeti: come here candypants, you're so irresistible.
2. I love you, my candypants.
candypants by honue April 29, 2006
cranky pants
Non Cranky Person- "What's the matter bro, aren't you gonna come by after work"
**45 minutes of waiting for a reply**
Cranky pants - "Do you even lift brah? Some people work for a living and can't answer at your every beckon call."
"Dude it's 7:30, grow a dick and stop being a cranky pants."
**45 minutes of waiting for a reply**
Cranky pants - "Do you even lift brah? Some people work for a living and can't answer at your every beckon call."
"Dude it's 7:30, grow a dick and stop being a cranky pants."
cranky pants by Anti-wang January 2, 2013
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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